Michael Portrie

lighting controls specialist

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

@JetBlue what the hell is up with B6 357. 11am departure and I’m still waiting to takeoff at 5:30?

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

@VerizonSupport @Verizon I’ve been a customer for almost a decade, but I am going on 18h without any phone service at all and no actual timeline for a resolution. 18h ago I was told it would be up to 24h, I am really hoping you have it fixed by the time I wake up. But I doubt it.

[Robert @Robert79765965]

@Verizon @VerizonSupport my cell reception has not worked day. Please make a public service announcement about this outage. Do not ask me to DM you.

[Robert @Robert79765965]

@Verizon it is unbelievable the way Verizon has not communicated this issue to their customers. I had to drive to a store to get info about the outage. I will not forget the way Verizon has treated their customers during this ordeal. Pitiful.

[Mrs K Walker @kisskiss0527]

If you have @Verizon @VerizonSupport be aware that there is a nationwide outage affecting some customers.They have no idea what’s causing it or when it will be resolved. they will request that you DM them and tell you the same exact thing. So save yourself some time.your welcome

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

@VerizonSupport @VerizonSupport I have been to a store and tried chat, both told me it could be another 24h.

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

@VerizonSupport my physical SIM card failed last night… should have been a five minute fix at the store this morning when I converted it to eSIM but apparently you’re experiencing an activation outage…I’ve been waiting six hours and support told me I might have to wait 24 more.

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

@JetBlue what business do you have trying to acquire spirit airlines when you can’t manage yourself? MCO/JetBlue is an absolute disaster right now. You’ve changed my gate from 5 to 3 to 5 to 3 to 5. Fuck you.

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

When I pay $18 for a martini, I expect a fresh glass…

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

My car thinks it’s so smart, turning my wipers on when it rains. Except for when it also does it when you’re trying to drive into the car wash. “I PAID FOR THAT SOAP I WANT THE SOAP PLEASE STOP WIPING IT AWAY”
(I can’t disable it until I’ve completely stopped…)

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

@nytimes you push all sorts of random headlines to my watch every day. You didn’t think Betty White was worthy of an immediate push notification?

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

There’s nothing more powerful than a gay man on a moving walkway.

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

If you give me food in a container you will never get the container back, I don’t care if it is diamond encrusted Tupperware that has been in your family for generations

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

@Spotify my account keeps stopping what I’m playing to play the same tracks on this random other playlist... no matter what device I’m on. I have signed out everywhere on Spotify and Facebook, changed my passwords, de-authorized all third party services... and still it happens.

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

Is anyone else waiting for a pardon for Joe Exotic?

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

@SmugglerSmile this is absolutely wonderful.

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

“It must suck to have nipples that aren’t socially acceptable” -me

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

I would pay many dollars to a chiropractor that was open on the weekends. Alternatively: urgent care chiropractic model??

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

@ineedahotsec . I also love downton

[Michael Portrie @TheOnlyPortrie]

The best 4am grilled cheese sandwiches are made with your own day-old homemade bread.