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So you're sitting at home, on the phone, looking at my profile right now thinking Maybe I'll Follow The Ootman today, maybe tomorrow No! Do it right now!

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Say his name and he appears...

Joe Hendry is here for the Battle Royal!!!

@joehendry #WWENXT

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JOE HENDRY is back on #WWENXT!

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@Lianne_Rood Congratulations, you're retarded 👍🏻

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@MelissaLMRogers It's because it's happening at 3:18PM when kids would be walking home after dismissal. They rescheduled an already planned PA day so no, they're not getting an extra day off for it. But don't let facts get in the way of your misguided anger.

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@davoolson @ReverendGO @ElysetheEevee @Jeroen026PoGo @PokemonGoApp So is there a shiny H. Quilfish or no...LeekDuck says no but Niantic says yes. Just looking for clarification

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To help you take on Shadow Mewtwo, we’re giving away codes for Purified Gems if we reach 150k RT! To participate:

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If we reach our target, we’ll send participants a code for Shadow Raid–themed items!

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@TheOotman
Thanks for helping us save Shadow Pokémon!

Codes will be sent once we’ve rallied enough Trainers. Spread the word!

#ShadowRaids

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#ShadowRaids

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To help you take on Shadow Mewtwo, we’re giving away codes for Purified Gems if we reach 150k RT! To participate:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #ShadowRaids
Receive confirmation reply

If we reach our target, we’ll send participants a code for Shadow Raid–themed items!

[Ootman @TheOotman]

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What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

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You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

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@cremefraische @KyleMcCartan Fuck you Beam

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Hey young people, just wanted to let you know that when you turn 50, you can literally throw your neck, back, hip, knee, nose, and shoulder out by simply taking a step. Plan accordingly.

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@bgood82 @TheSpec Blocked by @TheSpec for that one...wow

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@GeoffVendacopy @TheSpec Lol okay Lib bot

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@TheSpec *motorist

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@TheSpec BYOB... Buy Your Own Bike

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@TheSpec Who doesn't love Corona with a twist of Lyme disease? 😐

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@TheSpec @Mattatthespec No, buy a bicycle if you want to ride a bicycle.