Thomas

Simulation Participant and Certified Rock Licker

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

Basically my childhood https://t.co/ds1uNpx9kW

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

One of the best tweets I've ever seen

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷‍♂️

[Ryan @BrewPack8]

Would be 0-0 if McManus was the Seahawks kicker

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

Hey, "Don't Tread on Me" guys, this is the treading part.

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

@packers #ProBowlVote + Jordan Love

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

🚨 Signed Jordan Love jersey giveaway 🚨

To win:
1. RT
2. Comment #ProBowlVote + Jordan Love

[Smoky Mountains Enjoyer 🪕 🌄 @SmokiesFren]

Brain dead commies fuck up boiling water one time in the 80’s and boomers are scared forever of nuclear power

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

GOAT of a sport includes post-season performance

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

The term GOAT gets thrown around a lot but Clayton Kershaw really might be the greatest pitcher in baseball history man

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

This was my first ever baseball game. I remember that hit very well. And Yankees fan cussing out all the A's fans

[Marco Scutaro @Marc0Scutaro]

Remember that time I hit a walk off homer against Mariano Rivera

I always fucking hated the Yankees

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

As some blind betting every dog, my broke ass agrees

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

This has been the most unentertaining round of 64 ever.

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

@goodjobjuni I definitely miss you dude. Almost had an opportunity to go to Denver this year but had to change plans. I will be in Denver and we will get a beer

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

Today marks three years since I sold my shit box jeep. Every day I regret selling and every day I'm so glad I don't have it

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

Look at this short lil guy sitting next to the window

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

I’ll never understand people who choose the aisle seat over the window seat.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

It all starts up front.

1 RT = 1 vote

#ProBowlVote + #RasheedWalker
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[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i thought timothee chalamet was a twink loser and then he went on gameday and was the fuckin man that rules

[Sean Johnson 🔥 @intentionally]

I voted for her. I think he’s a bad guy.

But if you lose the senate, house, electoral college AND popular vote, and you think the lesson is half the country is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and stupid… wrong lesson. And the same thing will likely happen in 2028.

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

@Mr_CarterD13 I ain't reading all that dawg. I'm like 15 mimosas deep

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

Never mind, keep the frauds from Dallas out of primetime

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

Lions/Cowboys being a 1pm window game and the Niners/Chiefs also being one next week is a huge Fuck up for the NFL

[Thomas @TheOrangeOrphan]

Lions/Cowboys being a 1pm window game and the Niners/Chiefs also being one next week is a huge Fuck up for the NFL

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Her: I’m boycotting Starbucks

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