@amazon@JeffBezos I’m going to need a lifetime pass for my wife and I after I present you with this incredible idea.Acquire @SpiritAirlines rebrand Prime Air with the ability to purchase flights through your prime membership. Drop 1m in my bank account, you have enough.
BREAKING: DOJ and FBI have concluded that there is no evidence that Jeffrey Epstein blackmailed powerful figures, kept a “client list” or was m-rdered, per memo.
@McDonalds you all definitely need to find a new milk shake machine company. 3 days in a row, 3 different locations and all 3 machines were down! It’s 2025, I’m sure someone has figured it out by now.
Add this to the long list of L’s the @Nike SNKRS been dishing out. I love how they then send this over, like they’re not gonna just issue another L like a citation. 🖕🏽