Kaine

I’m trying.

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“At this point, Parker looks more dumb than Ben with his no-sleeves hoodie.”

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“And he said my sense of fashion was bad.”

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

@IntrepidChild “No. You’re not skipping school. Regan doesn’t pay for you to not go.”

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

How could that /not/ go badly?

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

@IntrepidChild “I told you about asking me that, Lily.” He lowers the tablet to give her a disapproving look.

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

@IntrepidChild “I didn’t realize this was some sort of competition. She goes because she wants to. I don’t.”

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

@IntrepidChild "Why? I don't even have a job I can talk about."

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“If I could sleep forever, it wouldn’t be long enough.”

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“That’s not how it works.”

[Lily. @IntrepidChild]

"I'm yours and Regan's kid!"

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“And...?”

[Lily. @IntrepidChild]

"I'm a kid!"

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“I don’t have kids.”

[Lily. @IntrepidChild]

"You're lying. Criminals aren't allowed to have kids!"

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“Maybe. I forget. It’s been a while.”

[Lily. @IntrepidChild]

"Did you rob a bank?"

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“You know both Regan and I have been criminals before.”

[Lily. @IntrepidChild]

"Umm, it's the law."

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“Says who?”

[Lily. @IntrepidChild]

"I get to stay up extra late on new years!"

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“/Don’t/ make me regret this.”

He tosses down an envelope with that dumb Mickey Mouse logo printed on it. Inside are tickets. Three of them.

@FatalMindTricks @IntrepidChild

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

@IntrepidChild “There’s a thing called self-control. It’s about making the right decisions. I can’t believe /I’m/ the one giving this talk.”

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“I listen to you. Most of the time.”

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

@IntrepidChild “One of those reasons are a bit more important than the other.”

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

@IntrepidChild “And what did the principal say?”

[Kaine @TheOtherSpider]

“Maybe, although we haven’t used the oven in a while.”

He thought that was funny at least.