The Overseer

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

They call it Good Friday cause I’m so good at eating pussy

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

“The devil tempts you!”

Yeah I don’t think the devil is showing me these key bumps rn

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

Fuck, marry, kill

The property brothers

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

punxsutawney phil has overdosed on ketamine - 6 more weeks of winter!

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

Fallout
The OJ Slow Chase
January 6th
Cocktails

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

I have a client coming into the office tomorrow and when I take them out to lunch I’ll offer them a drink and see if they drive (I don’t do business with fucking losers)

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

You can watch deepfake porn of me, I don’t mind. But we have to watch it together

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

You can’t

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

5 ways you can be more confident starting today: a thread

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

@BurnerWjp I ran over so many of these things when I was driving drunk the other day LOL

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

Every time I send my razors back to manscaped I put a photo of my balls in the box to make sure I’m doing it right. I hold the razor like this

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

Babe it’s not that you cheated, it’s that you did it with a guy who has halogen headlights and those fucking suck, are you serious babe?

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

When I feel my keys in my pocket after Thursday beers

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

1922 American automobile leap show

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

Uncle had too many gin & tonics and is now arguing that north and South Dakota are named incorrectly and that anything above the continental divide is technically north.

Merry Christmas

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

@Way2Orange Slow down dude! Police are everywhere 🤷‍♂️

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

Me showing my grandma the gloves she knitted me with her arthritis hands fit me perfectly

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

Let’s all leave our dogs outside during this #ArcticBlast they’ll be all like “whaaaat is going on”

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

Not sure if you guys knew this but when they say “gay” in old Christmas songs it doesn’t mean the one you think it does

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

She Charlie on my brown

[The Overseer @TheOver56198075]

What the fuck are you guys talking about Squanto and corn and shit. We learned about him growing weed and that’s a FACT it’s in the BIBLE