PPC

Just a bunch of kids trying to make the world laugh.
Party Planning Committee

[Jake D. Aupperle @JakeAupperle]

WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF:

Taylor Swift's boyfriend cheats on her w/ Adele
(or vice versa)?

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#IDontNeedPermissionTo wear short shorts. Though, I shouldn't, I will because I can

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#MyPerfectBreakfastNeeds less diabetes

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#MyStalkerQuitBecause they realized that I'm not John Stamos...

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#NationalAlmondDay AKA get your nut day

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#ThingsRickAstleyWillGiveUp those sweet moves

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You don't have to have safe sex if you aren't having sex at all
#wednesdaywisdom

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Bills, work, car problems, debt, not eating, leaving my bed, doing life, other things...
#ThingsAintNobodyGotTimeFor

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#HowToLoseYourJob
What job?

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You only have to pay for your dinner if you can't run fast enough.
#CheapVDayDateIdeas

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That time of year when everyone complains about being single instead of acknowledging that it is Taco Tuesday.
#SinglesAwarenessDay

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Skydiving:
If you don't make it to the ground, your second jump is free!
#BadUpsells

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This account almost died of inactivity. Resurrection is coming

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Can I wear less pants?
#MakeItWeirdIn5Words

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#AdultingIsAPain
... is there more to say?

[Jake D. Aupperle @JakeAupperle]

Spends $300+ on beer, steaks, caviar, wine & wheel of cheese, but if asked to purchase a 10¢ bag they be like:
#cashierlife #dearcustomer

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Make up ya damn mind #WhatMyRefrigeratorSaysAboutMe

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Sleep the perfect amount of sleep, or you will be tired all day. #WednesdayWisdom

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Anyone else tired of hearing @wizkhalifa 's song, "See You Again (ft. @charlieputh )"?

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#sinkholedemayo https://t.co/qqnP1kMtRz

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Happy Cinco de Mayo @Sethrogen