“Boris Johnson: @bbclaurak Kuenssberg on the facts, farce and his future”. Laura nailed it! Let’s hope the prick brexits himself from the UK allowing us to recover from his narcissistic demolition of truth, honour, decency… I’ve run out of space https://t.co/0YuzdqyI7X
1. Thank you to the folks who subscribed to VBP over the weekend. Your support is hugely appreciated and I look forward to chatting with you! I’m not sure if the Android issue is solved yet, but subs on desktop and iOS are working fine.
2. Thank you to those who didn’t fancy subscribing but also didn’t make a big fuss about it. I look forward to continuing to post British jokes for you just the same as I’ve been doing for the past decade.
3. Thank you to the smaller group of folks who sent me quite rude messages and announced your departure, it was nice to wave you off. Take care.
Right, let’s crack on.
A judge in one of my cases has just emailed an advocate to ask if something can be sent as a normal email attachment, not as egress, which is ‘impossible to open’.
Not all heroes wear capes.
BofE Pill: Brits ‘need to accept’ they’re poorer
No
Not while 1/5 bankers remain non-dom, all hedge funds are based in tax havens (Inc Sunak's former fund), private equity firms use loopholes costing £600m/yr, £15bn lost in PPE.
Gaslighting us all😡
https://t.co/u6xA7GpSFE
reasons. i should be your valentine:
6. lots of cuddle experience
2. i have been told. i am cute
9. i will protect you. from evildoers
3. convenience. i am right here
5. i don’t have a valentine yet