Harley Oliff

[Harley Oliff @ThePandaSushi]

Delayed flight into Heathrow with @BritishAirways, no train home until 8am, handed a leaflet and told my best option is a 10 hour wait at Paddington... what the actual fuck?

[Harley Oliff @ThePandaSushi]

@Flying_Vinyl Fuck all... was out the house at 7am... waited in line for 6 hours and everything I wanted was gone already...

[Harley Oliff @ThePandaSushi]

@GWRHelp Been there, done that, told she was wrong for not knowing, despite having asked and thinking she did. Not interested in her side at all.

[Harley Oliff @ThePandaSushi]

@GWRHelp Can you guys explain why my partner is being taken to court after acting on the advice of your employee? You fucking villains.

[Harley Oliff @ThePandaSushi]

Well, you can always rely on First Great Fucking Western to balls-up an otherwise great day 👍🏼

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

When you're not doing so well, vote for a better life for yourself. If you are doing quite nicely, vote for a better life for others.

[NME @NME]

#ThrowbackOfTheDay: Johnny Depp making a cheese toastie with an iron... 1993

[Adam Savage @donttrythis]

'Cards Against Humanity' Creator Pledged To Publish Congress's Browser History- I LOVE THIS PLAN & will contribute! https://t.co/yBcxfFJga0

[Harley Oliff @ThePandaSushi]

@JohnnyFlynnHQ Good job 👍🏼 🙌🏼 #Sillion

[Harley Oliff @ThePandaSushi]

@Maisie_Williams was it you I saw at Temple Meads earlier? If it was I'll kick my own ass for missing my chance to say hello! 😓

[Ben Goldacre @bengoldacre]

I despise the word terrorism. This was an act of twattish cowardice, perpetrated by a loser, who was going through a phase.

[Harley Oliff @ThePandaSushi]

@GWRHelp Delays happen and as commuters we deal with them, but I've never heard of a more appealing display of customer service...

[Harley Oliff @ThePandaSushi]

@GWRHelp You should be ashamed of whichever member of your staff it was who left my girlfriend in tears, irrespective of circumstance...

[ghost of Stagger Lee @tallJn]

#lovelycreatures what does it mean Nick, what does it mean??

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The 7 newly discovered Earth-sized planets orbit a “Red Dwarf” star, so perhaps they should each be named after the 7-dwarfs.

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Hey guys we smoke weed in every state of the union and that's part of why we're more chill than you cheez dick chickenshits
Bring it on https://t.co/LdFm1sE5am

[Jordan Ellenberg @JSEllenberg]

It's actually not that much money when you split it between 7 billion people who don't have polio https://t.co/Y3sUFyioie