The Wizard

The smartest one here, but also the squishiest. He/Him
(concept credit @thepartycleric)

[The Wizard @ThePartyWizzard]

I can control mystical arcane energies, conjure the elements themselves, and even make your very mind betray you...

But I'm having trouble setting my profile settings...

Am I doing this right, @thepartycleric?

[The Wizard @ThePartyWizzard]

*Straightens hat*

Can confirm!

...about the rite of passage part at least.

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Little known fact: a common Wizard rite of passage is fabricating their own hat.

Why do you think Mordekainen can't hold a candle to me? He's got the fashion sense of an otyugh.

~Tasha

[The Wizard @ThePartyWizzard]

I also heard that there is an enchantment, that people who try to calculate Tasha's age take psychic damage...

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Honestly, I know you can't get enough of me, so why not listen to the delightful @JeremyECrawford discuss my storied history?

Just don't try to do the math on my age, that's impolite.

~Tasha https://t.co/dog7nBsvx0

[The Wizard @ThePartyWizzard]

@Wizards_DnD I had a friend in wizard school that told me he was going to sneak off to a Feywild tea party...

He never came back, but I still hope he shows us someday.

[The Wizard @ThePartyWizzard]

@Mibenatti @Wizards_DnD That sounds like cleric work.

[MacGuffen @MacGuffen]

Wow, this makes me want to write a alternate timeline Waterdeep adventure where there are 10 villain (or villain-ish) Open Lords of Waterdeep and one Masked Lord over them.

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

Adventure is a dish best served cold.

Just announced: our next campaign, Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden. #wotcstaff #dnd

[The Wizard @ThePartyWizzard]

If I am following your abuser, praising your abuser, or supporting your abuser in any way, just let me know (you don’t need to go into detail) and it’s over, no questions asked. Your safety and emotional security are far more important than a social media interaction.

[The Wizard @ThePartyWizzard]

@StrahdVonZ Say when, SVZ.

Liquid spell slots!

[ModernCryptid @SammyAshl3y]

Behind every powerful sorcerer there's an ancestor who was willing to risk it all to bone down with a dragon or some such creature. So go out there and seduce that big bad of your campaign: future generations will thank you.

[The Wizard @ThePartyWizzard]

@TheHarpersDnD @SammyAshl3y Because they met the bard.

*cough* @thepartybardd *cough*

[The Wizard @ThePartyWizzard]

@StrahdVonZ Whoops, just realized the same for my profile!

[Scarekhro!! 🌾 @Khrobot]

Just learned it’s #PronounsDay !
Mine are he/him and only he/him - while lots of people are ok with”they” since it’s not gendered, I am not. I’ve had people call me “they” despite me telling them otherwise because it’s neutral, and I don’t like it at all. Don’t use they for me!

[The Wizard @ThePartyWizzard]

@PartyApprentice @thepartybardd @HolyCaGnolli *takes several steps away*

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

The cleric, druid, and wizard get new playtest options in the latest Unearthed Arcana! The Twilight Domain. The Circle of Wildfire. And the tradition of Onomancy, the magic of true names. #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

Download here: https://t.co/HBwc0mfIi9

[The Wizard @ThePartyWizzard]

@thepartybardd @HolyCaGnolli Would a really old tiefling have like a foot of spirals on each side, assuming they never broke?

[Vasili von Holtz @notStrahd]

@HolyCaGnolli @StrahdVonZ No one has photoshopped, or will ever photoshop, a mustache on to Strahd.

[The Beast/Sea Boys @HolyCaGnolli]

So like
Goat horns grow up to 8 inches long over 15 years of a goat's life (some grow a lot longer a lot quicker)
So like
Imagine how long a tiefling's horns can actually grow over 100 years of living. I imagine old curmudgeons with gigantic antlers, which leads to neck problems.