Patrick

What can I do for you? Seriously, Ask. I'll say no if I can't. he/him/his Creator of Alphabetical Order, you’re welcome.

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@AddictSox @RemyJenna @SurvivingGrady I'm so excited for my next game. It's so far away, because in days till game it's 10, and that's FOREVER.

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@alexinsdorf99 I think you're all going to become Strange fans. He's a solid player in this system has success. Now over a year since his injury healed, I'm excited to see how he does. Smart & Tough

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

LFG!!!

[Amelia 🇺🇸 @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@onepeloton I don't know if it was advice. He made a suggestion and I made a decision.

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

Aaron Altman would like a word. Cc: @AlbertBrooks

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

They should make a movie about the TV news business. It would be so good. https://t.co/oCzl6fHYrn

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@ditzkoff We could show it by the place near the thing where we went that time.

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@itmekaralee @0JAYSZN Obviously I want him here, but I'm curious on the deal. I hope we don't do a poor deal.

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

I got to spend yesterday wandering through Central Park and the MOMA with She Who Must be Obeyed.

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@maggieerogers Go crush it

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@AbbyPomeroy1 Seeing shows in NYC, islands, Newport. It's a slam dunk.

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@_katemack A fantastic show.

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

This sounds like she's threatening the President.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

We want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes a child.

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

What a fool!

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

An old, but apt fable:

A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character." @Wikipedia

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@gretchemaben This is why I don't do drugs. I'm certain I'd do them all!

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@maggieerogers Wait! I'm at the game on the 14th do I just get one?

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

I hope you follow @MikeDrucker

He's really good at Twitter

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@ditzkoff Alamo?

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@megansarahj Is this the opening line to the follow up of MacArthur Park?

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

@intothemystic22 What I lack in size I make up for with speed!

[Patrick @ThePatrickRollo]

What do you mean, "over qualified?"

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