Patty Cakes

@brieuxbros | @beinthekneaux The Ayotollah of Shrimp Creolah. Caffeinated. Sports junkie.

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

General question,

Why does hootie and the blowfish slap so hard?

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

@TheDaveRainey There’s been apps that do this for years lol

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

Business that will do anything to make money claims they have morals

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

TKO President Mark Shapiro says Carano vs Rousey wasn't good for MMA long-term.

“It was pitched to us and we did turn it down. That’s to take nothing away from Netflix. They are a great partner and clearly they know what they are doing across the board. They’re in the big event business. They want big spectacle events, and they saw that this is a big spectacle event. We’re in the true MMA business on a meaningful and consistent basis. When we looked at this potential match-up, keep in mind there is a real art and skill to match-making. When you ask Hunter Campbell and Dana White what they think of that matchup prior to it happening, the answer was, ‘That fight will be over in 20 seconds.’ They were off by a few seconds. I don’t think a fight like that, just the way it played out, is really good for MMA. Especially because it’s Netflix and they have an incredible global audience. For them to go to that fight and think that’s what MMA is, I don’t think is good for the sport long-term. We saw it that way and decided to pass on it. Taking nothing away from the legend of Ronda Rousey and the win she got. I guarantee incredible viewship numbers. For us, it was more of a stunt than a meaningful MMA event."

(JP Morgan Global Technology and Media Conference)

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

Real idiots as opposed to fake idiots would be refreshing…

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Ringside News: WWE & AEW Wrestling News @ringsidenews_]

Asbury Park had Bam Bam Bigelow.
Chicago had CM Punk.
Calgary had Bret “The Hitman” Hart.

Who does YOUR city have? 👀🔥

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

Am I allowed to say his name?

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

TRENDING: New Orleans #Saints third-round pick Oscar Delp college highlights from when he was at Georgia.

Which legendary tight end does he remind you of…?

🧐🧐🧐

[Main Event STEVE! @NotDrDeath]

This happens about 9:00 into every Will Ospreay match

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

@gdlinux @rawsalerts What is early in a matter of 9 seconds?

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

@thesoulman57 @TheDaveRainey I’ll be honest, they could make the smoothie king center the best arena in the league. I have zero interest in the actual product over the last 2 years.

I’m not going.

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

From a man who had 4 sacks in the last two years?

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Hide your QBs

@HP113k incoming ⚠️

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

Never lived up to expectations? 😬

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Falcon

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

“Everyday I wake up and see role players do MJs highlight plays”

Man… how influential.

I wonder if 30 years from now guys will be… *checks notes*

… wait does anyone have any signature moments? Being thrown alleys? Flopping? Acting?

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨🚨 Garrett Nussmeier was not happy with the #Saints passing on him

Nussmeier’s Dad is the Saints OC, the Saints passed on him 4 ➕Times

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Real one 😂

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

Just all in on wide receivers huh

[The Kneaux @beinthekneaux]

The New Orleans #Saints  select #LSU WR Barion Brown with the 190th overall pick!

Getting a Tiger and a return specialist in one! Over 2k return yards in 4 years and 6 touchdowns.

Does he answer the return man question mark? #whodatnation #whodat #NFLDraft

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

LMFAO

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

Ty Simpson says he has not heard from Matthew Stafford but his wife “Kelly has actually texted me on Instagram and welcomed me and told me to hit her up if we need anything but I can’t wait to talk to Matthew. I’m super ecstatic because I just want to pick his brain.”

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

Let’s goooo

[The Kneaux @beinthekneaux]

The New Orleans #Saints select ASU WR Jordyn Tyson with the 8th overall pick in the #2026NFLDraft.

Adding an extreme talent for Shough to sling the ball too, over 1,800 yards in the last two years.

How we feeling about the pick #WhoDatNation?

#NFL #WhoDat

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

🤔

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

The Saints will likely wait until Day 2 to select a WR, per @TonyPauline

“The team told agents they did not intend to spend big or position too many assets at the WR spot, considering the money they would have to spend to keep Olave.”

[Dave @TheDaveRainey]

Same @ThePattyV

[Patty Cakes @ThePattyV]

America’s Army

[Dave @GamewithDave]

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?