Matt (Pavocado)

Matt. 28. Game dev. Bird lover. Swiftie. INFJ. He/Him.

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

AHHH GUYS - look what arrived!! Awesome art for the channel! I'm beyond stunned with this - IT'S AMAZING!! Thank you so much @ericbeaudu! :D

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

@HarboWholmes You gotta get some of that brick wallpaper for your new place, it won't be the same 💔

[Neal Agarwal @nealagarwal]

Made a site that takes objects from wikipedia and turns them into endless I Spy

> https://t.co/3cDJmbdpf9

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

Imagine if you sat down in the barbers chair and he just shaved your eyebrows off completely unprompted

[Rosie 🌹 @Zuukeykni]

Inside me are two wolves; one really enjoys the concept of the backrooms staying the same through history, as it presents an odd "chicken or egg" dilemma. the other really enjoys the idea that the backrooms evolved as human perceptions of fear and society evolved.

[Harry Stabbings @harrystabbings]

NEW: Government confirms Duolingo will be included in the under-16s social media ban.

“No child in Britain needs to know what the French are saying” a department spokesperson said.

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

@scott_expert I always tell customers this:
1) The store doesn't want to encourage minors to drink.
2) It comes in a similar-looking packaging so it's easier to ID for it all.

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

@regionalthicko irritates me cause she scans it but there's no barcode on loose veg ahhhhh

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

I feel like Oliver, Charles and Mabel are going to go to England and there's a similar trio that are solving murders in their own building and doing a podcast. Could totally see Nicola Coughlan being the Mabel equivalent.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

David Tennant, Nicola Coughlan and Jodie Whittaker have been cast in ‘ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING’ Season 6.

(Source: Deadline)

[Aiden_K2005 @AidenK2005]

Aperture Labs

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

HOLY SHITTT YESSSSSSSS

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

David Tennant, Nicola Coughlan and Jodie Whittaker have been cast in ‘ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING’ Season 6.

(Source: Deadline)

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

wtf Oliver Tree is dead?!?

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

Are sour patch children consumed at a rate faster than their production?

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

@breadpaws Anyone that doesn't think "chuddy" exists has clearly never been to the north

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

@AmiriKing I'm not American, but can a cop really arrest you for interrupting him? What crime is that? Don't you have freedom of speech over there?

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

A lady today said "I'm probably not gonna shop here again. I was looking for an employee and none of them speak English apart from you"... ooof bye racist woman, pls don't come back

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

I keep getting phishing emails about my minecon cape, but today they've started sending fake screenshots containing my in game skin and character. Honestly A+ for effort.

[Matt (Pavocado) @ThePavoReality]

@bbcdoctorwho let me write a script pls

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon