Mike Perko

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

Nice to see Gabe arias AKA Secretarias AKA Senor Platinum Sombrero out of the lineup tonight. Pretty sad considering they’re facing a left handed pitcher and the rest of the guys in the lineup couldn’t beat the bad news bears @DreKnott #guardsball

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@Jacob_Corrigan Secretarias never runs on dropped 3rds and needs a haircut

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@GuardsBurner_ And he looks like a horse with that hair. I’ve been calling him “Secretarias”

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@LauraLoomer Are you taking marriage applications? @LauraLoomer

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@SomeSymbiont Velly failed us

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@WWE None this card sucks

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@RuiterWrongFAN Why are the walls still green? Clashing primary colors

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@JustMeIsaac___ @VPritchs @NickPedone12 If you want PJ WALKER instead of 4 you’re tripping

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@VPritchs @NickPedone12 Yall mf know 4 has what it takes! It’s these nerds in the front office that are SCREWING him

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@LauraLoomer @Tim_Walz What does the legislation say? I only trust @LauraLoomer to find out

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@RepDaveJoyce @RepDaveJoyce what are you doing to get our power back on? What resources has the federal government sent to our area?

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@LauraLoomer @JoeBiden I don’t believe that’s him, look how fast he goes up the stairs! Why is nothing concrete evidence anymore? 😒

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@_Dutta_ @zach_edey @NBADraft He went back to school genius

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@kimKBaltimore @elonmusk Queen Kim is in the game! LFG

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@elonmusk @bennyjohnson @kathygriffin I’ll pay $8 to keep Kathy griffin off twitter

[Mike Perko @ThePerko]

@vampiretraums Jet fuel doesn’t melt monarchies

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@dannydeurbina She probably should have circled back on this one 😂

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@bakermayfield https://t.co/dsD4RIQ2if

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@raisedharmony https://t.co/dsD4RIQ2if

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@TroyMachir https://t.co/dsD4RIQ2if