Jeff

Hashtag Swag

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

@gbasayne @SultanofStat @karabellespn #06010mlb Best keeper: Braun, Cargo, Heyward?

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

@takward @BobsBurgersFOX Halloween: you can be Tina and I'll be a shoebox

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

@takward takes one to know one

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

@takward @britty_houston @jessjmcfly @ewally23 @emilydontcare reading the whole tweet is not my strong suit

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

@takward @britty_houston @jessjmcfly @ewally23 @emilydontcare My main problem with this tweet is the scorpion bowl for one

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

My armpits smell like grapefruits #shouldIwebMDthis?

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

@takward @UberFacts Nah, nah, still first lady

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

@britty_houston @takward The pressing question is does one pronounce the 'b', or is it silent?

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

@britty_houston @takward I hated jeans until high school. I didn't wear fuzzy pants though. Am I 23 hours late on this? Yes.

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

@PoppedAPerkins you're taking me, right?

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

I think Tinsel is a fine elf name

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

It must so awkward for elves to do a Yankee swap at their work place: "Airplane? I saw Tinsel make this for you yesterday! Regifter!"

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

It's not Christmas Eve it's Christmas Steve. Get with the times people

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

Say what you want about K. Perkins and overrated Rondo, but let it be known the Celtics 2008 starting has never lost a playoff series

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

The glare on the parquet is blinding #homecourtadvantage?

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

@britty_houston Or is it because he knows he's safe.....for now #whenthecatsawaythemicewillplay .....not that I'm a cat

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

"Creativity is as important in education as literacy, and we should treat it with the same status." http://t.co/jkeFvVG5yL

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

I really expected better than Harold Reynolds for a World series commentator.

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

These postseason games have been close and exciting, except not enough close series. Alls i want is a game 7...or 6 for that matter

[Jeff @ThePerksOfLife]

@EricChirpin Cards are losing it, they miss yadi