Kayla

winnie the pooh, bart simpson, goofy, buzz lightyear, scooby doo, patrick star, john locke, angelica pickles, gumby, popeye, fred flinstone

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

NEW: A woman in Dallas is arguing that she can’t be ticketed for driving alone in the HOV lane because she’s 34 weeks pregnant and the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade—and Texas law now says a fetus is a person. She says they can’t have it both ways. https://t.co/LJecTAmw0i

[Kayla @takward]

I accidentally stranded myself on the toilet, and upon making a tp delivery, @ThePerksOfLife says, "Happy fourth of 2-ply."

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

There always seems to be this perceived battle between "drivers" and "cyclists" in cities... 🚗🚲

If you're a "driver" sick of sitting in traffic, you should be an advocate for creating and empowering more "cyclists," even if you never intend to step foot on a bike.

[Kayla @takward]

Keep refreshing Twitter for weather updates because I am a big wimpy

[Kayla @takward]

"I didn't know how else to explain it to her, 'I don't know how clean you're going to get if you're licking puddles and then licking.'"

Jeff gives Naka outside updates

[Kayla @takward]

I love my general hospital

[General Hospital @GeneralHospital]

"To the future!" 🍾 #GH

[Kayla @takward]

Today's vacation on a budget includes unsubscribing from junk emails.

[Kayla @takward]

Can't believe last week Kayla didn't know who Monty Don was

[Ernest Owens @MrErnestOwens]

This happened to Adam Lambert in 2009.

Don't let it happen again to Lil Nas X in 2021.

[Kayla @takward]

Google said 78° for summer thermostat. I've been splurging at 77° but that's about to change

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

100%

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

When the tiktok trend is just...what I look like in my house when I write the thing in the first place...🤣🤣🤣-LMM #GratefulGratefulGrateful

[joe!!! @dontdoitjoe]

y'all asked for hot girl summer and instead we got climate change-induced heatwaves

[Kayla @takward]

Monday beach anyone?

[Global Citizen ⭕ @GlblCtzn]

*Goes vegetarian* https://t.co/FpMbIXtvRR

[Kayla @takward]

Big Dreams Small spaces is something I can't stop watching @TheMontyDon

[Kayla @takward]

30 days post lemon I shall feel gooder 🚗

[Happy Hooker IV @popeprius]

Oh shit oh fuck

[Kayla @takward]

Someone help me make a garden.

[Kayla @takward]

Someone buy Hullen so I know she is well taken care of