Ian

follow for regular ian updates (the downfall of a man; my McDonald’s era has ended)

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

Sometimes I sneeze and my elbows hurt. I have no answer for this

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

@SIW_0208 Fubuki Beer… 🍻

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

@heavymetalbrain Your cat is very lucky to have an owner who cares so much 🫂

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

Every time I go in for a regular appointment, doctors always refer me to the hardwood flooring section of Home Depot. This has occurred with 7 doctors, but they haven’t gotten me yet

[Erin 𓅉 @getpseudoed]

The one thing all my doctors agree on is that whatever is wrong with me is not their department.

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

@killmefam I fuck with it

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

I saw a large rat jump off of a Kia just before it got on the highway

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

@CreamCommer @viperwave GOAT mentioned

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

My big round white belly catches bugs like a car windshield as I run

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

I’m half naked in a public park, looking at frogs #Tuesday

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

I’m half naked in a public park, looking at frogs #Tuesday

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

The agile development process has taught me that not everything with stories and epics is fun

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

@spongbobfan369 We are talking about both the band and the general experience

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

@texmeplease Your first name is Parallel Parking Peter

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

@sadhog12 Me when I’m Skrillex

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

Just had my first Swedish beer and it was I hard cider. I’m not even sure if that counts. It’s yummy though (Rekorderlig Strawberry-Lime)

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

@AgingRanchHand I love my pervert ghost!

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

Beer was invented by Big Salt to sell more salty snacks

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

@honest_ovent I thought this was a filter on an image for a moment. Very nice

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

I have never ever seen a woman

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

a grouping of nose hairs is known as a Bouquet

[Ian @ThePiePlayerIan]

@DogPlayingPiano Picture please I beg you