Alex Vine

So much grams, Unzip the bag, Dip in my hand, Then i palm trees

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

@dominos New pop n chicken, £11 for this??? And no dip with the pizza

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

@YodelOnline spoke to your delivery driver and they said they would re deliver on the 5th. They didn’t and now they won’t answer their phone or respond to messages, your customer service were of no help at all. Abysmal service.

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

@easyJet where is your ‘ground crew’ in Marco Polo with our supposed refreshment vouchers?
Tired of waiting

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Drop me a tab and an 1/8 and I'll be happy

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Losing my mind

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Happy 4/20, Smoke Up!

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Frosty nugs

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Mary, Mary, Mary oh Mary I like my bitches tattooed and tight but I like you hairy

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Portsmouth's so dull when no ones here

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Rolling Blunts, Smokin Up

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Clockwork was sick tonight, @ZOMBIEJuicee new shit was 🔥🔥🔥

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Dope, Money, Hoes

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

@suchamelt has gone to meet the Druids

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Hobbit was sickkkkkk

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Shrooming

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Finally we have a sofa

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

I'm doing an engineering degree and this is the second time this week a lecturer can't even turn the volume on on their laptop

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

Some kiddie has just come in my lecture with a plastic bag with some empty carlsberg...

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

So good that my gym sells proper free range eggs

[Alex Vine @ThePiffIsIn]

The Walking Dead kicked off