The Pirate

Charming peasant. Honest man. Restless heart. Promised land. Broken wrist.

I hope, I think, I know, always.

[The Pirate @ThePirateMUFC]

@allandray08 Cricket. They all played Cricket is the answer.

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@reality415 @David_Ornside Ahaaaaaaaa. You absolute buffoon. As if this is a real quote! 🤣🤣

"France was close from a generational comeback" 🤣🤣🤣

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@therealmissjo @tubhitter More to do with the amount of money they earn I'm afraid.

Though, I would caveat that it does feel like Scandinavian countries seem to have a plethora of attractive women, when compared to other countries.

I suspect this stems from years of internal Viking slavery/raiding

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@DavidSB4_ "Technical empathy"

It amazes me that "armchair experts" use wayyyy more ridiculous pseudo technical jargon than their "ancestors"

🤣🤣

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@RichardHorswilI @WG_RumblePants Alistair Cook? Based on what CV and experience?!!

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@DreamWresling So much wrong with this Tweet.

"Switched to UFC mode" when UFC fighters actually fight in gloves, yet he took them off.

"Legitimate punch" - Apart from the fact he covered his neck with his left hand and punched to the right of his neck 🤣🤣

"Off script" my arse

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@Ken_Stonger @cricket_badger .... Oh no wait 👀

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@Perky_43 Appalling. No excusing this. Can you elaborate on the arguement/disagreement that proceeded this?

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@Sam19Lou @DaytrippingRed Unfortunately that's not financially viable

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@DaytrippingRed My main concern is actually the Stretford End. Like, that's not even a thing anymore?! That's my seat, part of my past. And no what? We're just in some randomly assigned seat in a new concrete monstrosity?!

[Dominik Tarczyński MEP @D_Tarczynski]

Who did this? 😂

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@StretfordPaddck @ChrisWheelerDM @sistoney67 These two images do not line up in my head here. Looking at the AI stadium, it seems to be bang where Old Trafford currently is.

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@R_o_M You know what. I've been going to Old Trafford probably about the same amount of time as you. And I would love it to be revamped. But I just don't see how.

I'm completely torn, we need something new. But at the same time, Old Trafford just feels like part of me and of United.

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@LeusRoby @OhPleaseBeQuiet @R_o_M You're on glue mate. It's literally at the back of the current car park

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@IanJones_16 Is the opposite not true here? The fact he comes in so often at that score if why he has been able to build so many innings.

If he was coming in at 4 or 5 with the score on 370-3. You're probably looking at less chance of him making that amount of runs through declarations

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@DaytrippingRed @SebOnFootball

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@TOOJAH8 @markgoldbridge I just said this. Typed out a whole tweet saying why he was wrong and then realised he isn't really a United fan anyway and everything he does he does for engagement

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@markgoldbridge We need players who want to play for the club. Not mercenaries who "need persuading".

Dear god, I've just realised you've probably said this for engagement. If you haven't and genuinely believe then you're even more of a weapon than we thought, and I thought you were a big one

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@gazbo19 70/80, probably

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@trainman1958 @FreyaWoods8 Oh Christ, he was out having a beer after a test win. Unless the investigation finds that he started a fight. He's made a poor decision. That's it.

I go as far to say, I'm annoyed, and disappointed. Because he broke a rule.

But it certainly doesn't warrant ending his career.