Carolyn

Just your average gal.

[brian @brianonhere]

whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde

[Carolyn @ThePolkie]

@sevier_nick Not once.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

a boomer is anyone born before me. a zoomer is anyone born after me. i stand alone, the one true millenial chungus

[HikiPTG @HikiPTG]

they said it was chuds writing manifestoes against their second grade teachers but really it was second grade teachers writing their manifestoes against chuds

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

I saw a woman try to buy Just For Men at the self-checkout and an alarm went off.

[White Boy Ganyu ☦️ @basedganyu]

"It starts with"

"One slice, a piece of pie, a double burger platter with a side of fry"

[Carolyn @ThePolkie]

@LEXXISGREAT

[Carolyn @ThePolkie]

@nixonfoundation I’m gonna be out there on the beach, hair slicked back, leaving dress shoe marks in the sand.

“The tougher it gets, the cooler I get.” 🌊

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Wanna feel old? Get into my aging machine

[Carolyn @ThePolkie]

@omri12 I would love to hear more about this. It would make a great article, if you got the time to write it 😅. I’ve noticed with many women I’ve met there’s an expectation of the church to provide one-on-one support that resembles a more client-therapist/life coach relationship.

[Carolyn @ThePolkie]

@1VeryChillDude I live in San Diego. Best burrito I’ve ever had was in Oakland.

[Carolyn @ThePolkie]

My kitchen garbage can is either freshly emptied or 90%+ full. No in between.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Me before I go do “With Arms Wide Open” for the fifth time at karaoke night

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Look at this adorable, real thing that happened to me (not AI).

[Carolyn @ThePolkie]

I like pouring the ibuprofen straight from the bottle into my mouth.

[Carolyn @ThePolkie]

Cleaning the kids’ bathtub and realize one (both?) of them is using lotion to wash their hair.

[Carolyn @ThePolkie]

Those ads for low-budget puzzle games come painfully close to working on me.

[Carolyn @ThePolkie]

One of my kids: Now that I don’t eat boogers, I notice other kids eating boogers.

[Carolyn @ThePolkie]

@Cernovich You knock them down and they come back for more.