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[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@MaajidNawaz Spaghetti font literally can't conceptualize corporal punishment outside of his ethnic background.

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@JoelWBerry I think he should just sue you

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@BasedDharmacist @JoelWBerry Nice to see the 2024 democrat approach to political discourse again

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@JoelWBerry @HarrisonHSmith Do you not understand that the feeling is mutual here, Joel?

[NewAMVMaker @NewAmv]

@GreeneMan6 Dave the Catholic is pagan but Vivek the Hindu is a good Christian American patriot.

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@NathanofIlium @JoelWBerry They like football though

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@mkjcksn @JoelWBerry He won't, he doesn't actually have a humiliation fetish

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

"You're an American if you love America, share its founding ideals, and prefer its way of life! That is all that's required!"

"Hold on a second. Are we actually requiring any of those things?"

"What?"

"Like, can we revoke people's citizenship and kick them out if they don't love America?"

"No! Of course not! That would violate the first amendment!"

"How about if they don't share the ideals of its founders?"

"No! First amendment!"

"How about if they don't adopt or practice the American way of life, or don't even bother to learn English?"

"No, you bigot! First amendment!"

"Can we deny or revoke citizenship to anyone, in any way, based on any ideological test or public expression of feelings or opinions?"

"No, that would be literally fascism. What's wrong with you?"

"So what you're saying is that an American identity exists, we're just not allowed to test for it in any way, or exclude those who don't have it?"

"Now you finally get it!"

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@CongressmanRaja Actually, no

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@MattisRedacted Being judged by a jury of your peers is a lot less reassuring recently

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@AuronMacintyre @chadfelixg To be fair it is his nation's flag

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@Rhetortdead He might want to check in on the Heebs to see how accusations of jealousy are being met now

[Xenocosmography @xenocosmography]

@Sargon_of_Akkad This is completely useless squabbling between people who share exactly the same real enemies.

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@LPMaryland Nice to see the LP is capable of playing power politics. Shame that its apparently only the queers that are good at it.

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@Rhetortdead Lady has enough torso and shoulder space that she realistically could fit two heads

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@AngloPlayboy_ @ScaryJerry45 Did Germany and Britain have a fight or something?

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I’ve watched this probably 100 times at this point.

This one quote by this one juror is radicalizing me in ways I didn’t know were even possible:

“He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously k*lled her children…”

I don’t know where we go from here…

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@fauxpolitk Presumably they were fine with this in principle

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@MattisRedacted This is the guy that called for the police to shoot the protesters during that kerfuffle on the 6th of January a few years ago. Wouldn't be surprised at all.

[Cleetus @ThePondered67]

@crusadepepe Anything other than lying down and dying would be socialism