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Per Sources and confirmed from DFB, Joel Embiid will play tonight baring any setbacks. I’m told “Joel would fight everyone in the organization if they don’t let him on the court tonight”

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@bryceharper3 if you ain’t busy, stop by for march madness. You won’t be disappointed

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@HolzJnJ Which one? I think he has 2 fatter brothers. Not sure, no confirmed source on that.

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The iceberg turd, don’t be fooled by the tip. It’s roots go deep, enough to take down a ship

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Shitting in a urinal, stalls all booked. Just waving “Hi” at the people that looked. Don’t know what to do cause there’s no TP. Luckily I carry butt wipes on me

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Starfish, hershey hole, fanny or rump. Ballon knot, fart box, some call it the dump. Bunghole, back door, rectum or butt. Boy pussy, brown eye, all make the cut

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Splat goes the turd as it hits the wall. Had Jackson Pollock on the mind as it started to fall. Used my finger like the tip of a brush. Shitting’s just better when you don’t have to flush

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Dashing through the snow, clinching all the way. Through my pants it goes, flying out the sleigh. Poop out my tail flings, making spirts fright. Oh what fun it is to shit and sing a gastro song tonight!

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I got something bubbly, not talking champagne. A rumble in my gut that’s causing severe pain. Fuck! I just shit my pants…

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I’m farting, I’m starting, to feel a little ill. The gas out my ass is a smell that could kill. It’s like a chocolate covered mouse who’s been dead on a trap. Might wear a gas mask when I finally crap.

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2 girls 1 cup, it’s my favorite show. Love seeing girls with a brilliant brown glow. A fecal martini after a nice long day. Gotta have bubble guts before I’m bout to slay.

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Got shit caked to my ass, must of sharted at work. Unfortunate timing, I was about to get jerked. She was a dime and half, but she’s got a weak gut. Threw up the moment she smelled my butt

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Thinking on the shitter, it’s my place of peace. I do my best work when I’m brewing a feast. Mind so clear, anus all loose. Dropping sick rhymes as I’m dropping a deuce

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My butthole’s stretched from a massive poo. Farts make no noise when they’re passing through. Can’t wear no briefs, gotta rock Depends. Can’t go swimming till my asshole mends

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Enjoy

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The diarrhea won’t stop, it’s coming out by the quart. It keeps coming back like a genital wart. My ass is soaked, the room smells like death. Sweats pouring out like I just smoked meth

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My squat game’s strong, cheeks never touching the seat. Thighs on burn, body weight pressures the feet. Pad up up bowl so you can’t be splashed. Wobble out the stall cause the legs are trashed

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Listening to the radio as I’m dropping a turd, got Mikey Miss on for the Philly Sports word. But @TyJohnsonNews just acting a fool, always talking nonsense like a narcissistic tool

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Sweats drippin’, the turds too long. It’s been 30 seconds and it’s still going strong. It’s gotta be a few feet and there’s a tingle in my schlong. Now it’s making me cum and it feels so wrong

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Sitting on the couch when the craving hit, cheesesteak on the mind with a little wiz wit. Need to make room for the food to fit, so I bolted upstairs for a pre-lunch shit