Simon the potatooo

lazy artist, multifandom

@simonthepotato on bsky

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

Following recent events, a thing i didnt think id need to clarify:

DO NOT FEED ANY OF MY COMMS OR ART TO AI. I Do Not Allow The Use Of My Art To Train Ai In Any Way, I dont care how much you paid me or will pay me.

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

I have commisions and i never shared anything about them on twitter 🧍

[clara @declarative_]

it's so insane that a lot of germans killed themselves in the 18th century after goethe dropped Die Leiden des jungen Werther. basically 13 reasons why for bürgerliche

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

Wtf is up with the new trend of people asking authors to tag things when the author explicitly didn't ask for feedback? Is weird guys, i need yall to know that your first instinct shouldn't be "what tags are missing" advert reading a fic

[Connor Storrie Updates @connorstupdates]

New photo of Connor Storrie with Danny Ramirez and Maude Apatow at Saint Laurent’s Met Gala after party in May.

[frances 🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

this is more devastating than jack as wyatt don’t even @ me

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

@mwahalec

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

@mwahalec i thhink you should be meaner <3 cause i 100% agree. I honestly see it in a lot of fics and common hcs that people prject soemthing onto ilya they wouldnt be fine with and then have Shane get severly mad at him for doing that. as if dumb and dumber dont love eachother to death

[ann @reformedknights]

if you dont like hollanov at all because you think ilya is abusive or racist and that shane is a doormat with no backbone and cant make his own decisions i genuinely dont see the point in engaging w/ the books or the show and making everyone miserable with your agenda

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

@mwahalec Oh yeah for sure. Its weird cause and definetly a lot fo projection of people who cant handle Ilya acting the way he does

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

yall can not be seriously be this weird about a russian character having a buzzcut, one of the most common male haircuts ever. like get your shit togehter

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

boo

[baldlya rogainezanov @girlnorbf]

what can u even do but laugh anymore

[ًalec @mwahalec]

a weird phenomenon i’ve noticed in fics about hollanov switched dynamics is how many of them NOT ALL OF THEM seem to be born out of the author’s desire to punish ilya for being a dom top

[butch sontag @scorsissy]

meeting up with my old friends and realizing i’m in a woke gap relationship with them

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

NOT EVERYTHING IN THEIR LIVES NEED TO BE ABOUT THE OTHER PERSON 24/7, HAVW FRIENDS WHO ARENT YOUR PARTNER ISTFGGGG

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

Hr fandom is so weird about ilya having friends.

"He sides with troy to hurt shane!" "He tells Shane about his threesomes with Marly to hurt him!" "He mentions Svetlana to make shane mad!"

You guys know that he can interact with his friends... to be friends, right?

[scar✰ @cowboyforests]

my controversial opinion is that i think shane hollander loves ilya rozanov. that he is endlessly endeared and charmed by ilya. he thinks ilya is so funny and smart and loves to hangout with him. that he loves ilya no matter how ilya chooses to style himself

[liz @scratchspins]

“don’t like don’t read” doesn’t just have to apply to fan fic. if you genuinely dislike the characters so much that you have to validate your own portrayal by repeatedly insisting how wrong/bad the originals behaved, maybe you just don’t like those characters or that thing!

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

My favourite part about snow leopard shane is snow leopard

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

RAFFT EUCH MAL MEINE FRESSE

[Simon the potatooo @ThePotatoSimon]

People in the hr fandom when a depressed person makes mistakes and his partner doesnt immediately banish him or leave him for not getting help right away