PRiTESH SiNGH

'Bio' likhna aata toh Engineer nahi Doctor hota. I am the unfortunate sabziwala whose sabzi stall is always ruined in every Bollywood movie's fight scene.

[Bateman @baldaati]

The developer of Jaipur municipal corporation website is crazy

[Jitender Singh @j_dhillon8]

Still the only cricketer to bring gold to India

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

When you have 3 Harry Maguires in your defence

https://t.co/l0gmypkNnb

[vi @hotwh1skey]

My mom screamed at me because i didn’t understand when she said “waha usko hatakar niche se wo de”

[Vithoba Corleone @DonJuannabe]

He tweets only when the banks are closed. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ava @noampomsky]

all u have to do is to forcefully but reapectfully kiss a girl who’s already attracted to you at the exact point of the night she finds most romantic. what’s the problem

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Everton fans rn

[Jon @jturnerdds]

I’m a dentist and I graduated with 68 other ones. I’ve met even more in 13 years as a dentist. None of us have been asked shit about our opinions on toothpastes.

[db @tier10k]

Putin going through the binance KYC rn

[Ashu Arora @mainaasmani]

Inke pandit kon se jokes sunate hain bhai humare wale to daant dete hain

[Jackie J. Thakkar @Juvenile_Jack]

school for guys is basically 12 years of asking “may I come in, ma’am” but still not understanding consent.

[Bratticus @bharatunnithan]

Really scared of having kids one day and not being able to explain anything to them until I make reels of myself pointing at text on different corners of the screen like a fucking dumbass

[Anurag @Anuragkukreti7]

A donkey used to carry 60kg uphill. It's owner increased the weight to 120 kg. Donkey struggled but continued to climb.
Few days later, The donkey resisted and refused to work. So the owner reduced the weight to 115 kg. Now donkey is happy and will vote for the same owner in 2024

[✨V✨ @coolauntV]

are duolingo employees ok?

[Atulya Mahajan @amreekandesi]

Taxpayers.

[MoonShanky @MoonShanky]

Bachpan me galti se ye teeno sahi jagah pe laga di thi, ghar walon ne engineering krwa di

[Aman @Humourlessly]

Neeraj Chopra "throws stick"

His dog :

[Char @charjoel]

Every dad in the world

[sana @xysanaz]

trying to follow an american recipe