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@RiskyAuGoGo I meant to say

"One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue fish."

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@RiskyAuGoGo Welcome to Twitter. Pick up your complimentary puppy, and cappuccino at reception.

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@fistfullofglass It's complicated. It was a Tuesday, we were having poker night. He disputes his hand beat mine, despite him having only a pair of twos, against my straight flush. He refuses to pay. Or, I could just be making shit up. I really don't know anymore.

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@fistfullofglass Yeah, probably.

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@fistfullofglass Maybe, I honestly don't know at this point.

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@PoeIsReal I seem to remember him, yeah. What the fuck happened to that guy?

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Dead

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@RebelRhodes Right note to self, write shit down.

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God damn you Glenn! Apparently just walking out of a session doesn't mean I'm done. @RebelRhodes raincheck on that whole chitchat, fuck maybe I imagined that.

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@chance_river_ Kindly choke on a dick female version of Glenn...

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Wanna talk about hell? I've been in some gruesome matches, barbedwire, broken glass, etc. I'll take THAT over some hippie drum circle any day. You want me to talk about my feelings? I feel like this is fucking stupid.

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@DonaRotten @PoeIsFear What the fuck?

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@notkeeganr The world isn't sunshine and rainbows, it's not puppy dogs, and all the cutesy crap people think. It's a bitch, sometimes you have to be a mean asshole just to survive it.

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@notkeeganr Fucking hell, just what I need.

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@PoeIsFear @DonaRotten You're still doing it, doesn't matter to me for what reason.

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@PoeIsFear @DonaRotten Grand! I detest that place, always making IHOP look bad.

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@PoeIsFear @DonaRotten I want to stab you less than I did before, such a relief to get this news.

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And another thing, if I had to sit through ONE MORE, therapy session, I was going to lose my shit! Like I'm the only one who wrecked a waffle house, I doubt I was even the only one that day.