Doctor Puck

NHL & D3 FB analyst Busch Light Enthusiast

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Celebrating everyone's right to be who they are 🏳️‍🌈

[Doctor Puck @ThePuckDoctor]

@BigBagSosa24

[Doctor Puck @ThePuckDoctor]

@RearAdBsBlog Whiny bitch lib RA per usual

[Doctor Puck @ThePuckDoctor]

@Jerrythekid21 swap receiver with giver

[Harry Doyle Burner @Wisco0827]

WAKE UP BADGER FANS, IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR FROZEN FOUR HOCKEY

[Doctor Puck @ThePuckDoctor]

@BigBagSosa24 Greetings Mr. big bag, our beloved P’s are down in the dumps. So much so they will fuck the Blackhawks out of a first round pick this year.

Nonetheless the almighty Sabres are a great choice to ride led by American Hero Tage Thompson 🇺🇸

[Doctor Puck @ThePuckDoctor]

Crazy what living in Pritzker’s liberal ass Chicago will do to a guy smh @BigBagSosa24

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Bears Pro Bowl center Drew Dalman has informed the team that he is retiring from the NFL at age 27. Dalman left Stanford in 2021, and after four seasons in Atlanta and one in Chicago, he has made the sudden and surprising decision to retire.

[Brian Jacobson @BrianHJacobson]

Iran: "I didn't think you had it in you."

US: "I'm your huckleberry."

Iran: "My fights not with you."

US: "I beg to differ. We started a game we never got to finish. Death to America, remember?"

Iran: "I was just fooling about."

US: "I wasn't."

[Doctor Puck @ThePuckDoctor]

@pixelprayer Hi Punch, now help me win some bets damnit

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@WarhawkFootball @SteveFreed13 Coach I thought you said the Shithawks were back?!?!?! What is this soft ass non-con. Scared to play big dogs I see… No way this schedule gets them ready for the SEC of D3

[Doctor Puck @ThePuckDoctor]

@SteveFreed13 Did I miss Leipold resign from Kansas and come back?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Megan rapino and Subaru twitter are going to absolutely hate that Jack Hughes speech. What an awesome interview

[Emperor BAGpatine @bagpatine]

Gather round little ones time to learn about Israel

[Doctor Puck @ThePuckDoctor]

@dockratDC @MrRusch36 Didn’t go to college bozo, I majored in beers and white monsters at YRE Tech

[Doctor Puck @ThePuckDoctor]

@dockratDC @MrRusch36 When was the last time the bears were in the playoffs how’s that for reasoning…

[Doctor Puck @ThePuckDoctor]

@dockratDC @MrRusch36 I’ll take our straight QB over your zesty one any day, but at least yours fits in to the liberal cesspool city the bears reside in

[5️⃣ @GL0CKPURDY]

the fine ass cougar lady that runs the colts is fucking cooking