♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛

Ἥρᾱ + The Queen of the Gods™ + Goddess of Marriage and Childbirth + Protectress of Women + FAITHFUL Wife to Zeus 🐄🦚👑💍

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

I know I shade my husband on here and all (sorry @sky_thunderGod 😔💗 love you hihi) but
Dear his next mistress,
a kind reminder that
#IEnchantedHimFirst

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

Be dignified, I would never sound like that!
Oh, my bad, you could never >:(
If you're gonna attack me on Twitter now, you should've done so when you were younger, looking like a clown with all those disguises
SAY IT TO MY FACE
YOU COULDN'T
COWARD

[Dionysus @greekdrunkgod]

@TheQueenIsHera wawawawawawawa im crying because my husband keeps sleeping with other women wawawawawawawa thats what you sound like wawawawawawawawa

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

@greekdrunkgod How adorable you're just like your father <3
Though you're not half the god he is, you're barely even the thigh 🥱 #boohoojustdrinkyourwine

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

Oh no what are those loud footsteps in the distance
I hope you watched enough Attack on Titan to survive this babe <3
Stay drunk 😈

[Dionysus @greekdrunkgod]

@TheQueenIsHera hope papa zeus cheats on you an infinite amount of times more <3

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

The way my love story literally played out like Ariana Grande's new song
Sigh, well, it is quite true
I guess I'll just have to spend my eternity 'Stuck With U' @sky_thunderGod ❣️

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

He’s by your side for a single night.
He‘s mine for eternity.
I am a queen. HIS queen, reigning over the heavens.
Who are you again?
We are different. :)
Although it’s guaranteed, I WILL know
and I will find you and your offspring
and you will witness my rage.

XOXO,
Hera <3

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

I know I shade my husband on here and all (sorry @sky_thunderGod 😔💗 love you hihi) but
Dear his next mistress,
a kind reminder that
#IEnchantedHimFirst

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

@sky_thunderGod @snakemom_Medusa @athena_erganes NO PLEASE :((((
That really hurt 😔💔

I SWORE I WOULDN’T REBEL
and I swear once more now never to do it again 👉👈

I was just agreeing with the facts....👀🥺

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

@snakemom_Medusa @sky_thunderGod @athena_erganes ...Honey, I’m so sorry but

[IRL_SANDMAN @HypnosCotwood]

YOU WANT ME TO PUT HIM TO SLEEP A SECOND TIME?

oh i get a girl, nice

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

@sky_thunderGod Aw, don't be mad, sweetie. Make it up to me tonight and maybe I'll think about it 😉❤️

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

My pleasure to bless this lovely couple <3 #marriedlife #happywifehappylife

[IRL_SANDMAN @HypnosCotwood]

Still grateful for her
I LOVE MY WIFE(thea❤️)

thanks @TheQueenIsHera

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

@HypnosCotwood Just one more time 😔👉👈

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

@HypnosCotwood psst 👀

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

Oh, how I wish he was. 😒
STILL ANGRY @Disney >:(
#GetItRight #THEMOVIEISCALLEDHERCULESBUTGREEKGODSAREINITEXCUSEME
#HerculesIsARomanHeroInCaseYouForgot❤️

[Tillua Zoldyck 💎 @tilyaT_]

Where’s the lie?

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

@sky_thunderGod 👀😬...Truth hurts?
Welcome to marriage 😘
Though you were hardly even in it. 🙄

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

YES I DID! 😡
Also, he’s called Heracles 🤢
Did you have anyone to proofread this? It’s like you put the Iliad and Aeneid in a blender and just called it a day, get your mythology right, @Disney 🙄
That goddess doesn’t even look like me, my glow is more...you know, divine. 😌✨

[Tillua Zoldyck 💎 @tilyaT_]

Also, Hercules wasn’t Hera’s child. And she HATED Hercules! This entire movie was a lie!

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

Me when I look down and see the debacle in Greece because the king of the gods (who also happens to be a manchild womanizer) tried to get in a mortal’s pants one more time 😑

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

@sky_thunderGod Ooooh, looks like someone’s jealous...😏🥴😘

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

Someone called @/BIG_D_Ixion won't stop blowing up my DM's and sending me pickup lines & pictures of his muscles...should I respond? 🙈
He said he was the King of the Lapiths or something...👀

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

Yeah, sex is good but have you ever heard of MONOGAMY??? 🥴🥴 FIDELITY??? 😩😩 LOYALTY??? 😍😍 FAITHFULNESS TO ONE AND A STRONG MARRIAGE??? 🥴🥴🥴

cause my husband definitely hasn’t