Zeus

“It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus” -Hesiod

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

The way my love story literally played out like Ariana Grande's new song
Sigh, well, it is quite true
I guess I'll just have to spend my eternity 'Stuck With U' @sky_thunderGod ❣️

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

I know I shade my husband on here and all (sorry @sky_thunderGod 😔💗 love you hihi) but
Dear his next mistress,
a kind reminder that
#IEnchantedHimFirst

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@snakemom_Medusa @TheQueenIsHera @athena_erganes Nah. I think it's the destructive/temperemental cheif God that agitates them... I guess I also bring the sheild well 😉

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

I would not tolerate this disrespect! 😤 Unfortunately, I cannot make your life any more miserable than it already is since @athena_erganes already did the work. I have mercy. How’s your head by the way?

[Medusa @snakemom_Medusa]

@/Zeus not caring about his children and flirting with every female creature

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@snakemom_Medusa @TheQueenIsHera @athena_erganes I think they're more scared of the OWNER of the shield...🧐😉

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@snakemom_Medusa @TheQueenIsHera @athena_erganes Really? I thought it still lurks in the sea of Mycyrinos...

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@snakemom_Medusa @TheQueenIsHera @athena_erganes #iamreadyforachange #iadmit #wheresyourhead - literally, by the way

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@snakemom_Medusa @TheQueenIsHera @athena_erganes #itscalledlessonnotabuse #ilovehera 😉 #peaceandorder #justice

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@TheQueenIsHera @snakemom_Medusa @athena_erganes 🙄

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@TheQueenIsHera @snakemom_Medusa @athena_erganes You do know that I could just hang you from the sky again, right? 😠😤

[myth.txt @myth_txt]

zeus: oak trees, eagles, thunder, open sky.

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@TheQueenIsHera

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

Me to @TheQueenIsHera’s current tweets about me

[BOMBCLAAT @bombclat1]

Bombclaat

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

I didn't know how I managed to bear @athena_erganes from my head and @greekdrunkgod from my thigh.🧐 Weird, but cool.

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

I mean cuckoo, not peacock....sorry it's the alzheimer...I'm old

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

Tip on how to escape your wife’s vigilance: Take different forms to seduce other women (I suggest you take bull, swan, and peacock. It worked in my case.)

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@TheQueenIsHera 😡😡😡hmph! 😤😦

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@TheQueenIsHera He’s sending you these deformed muscles? Mine is WAY better😏💪🏽

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

😰

[♛ 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓐 ♛ @TheQueenIsHera]

Yeah, sex is good but have you ever heard of MONOGAMY??? 🥴🥴 FIDELITY??? 😩😩 LOYALTY??? 😍😍 FAITHFULNESS TO ONE AND A STRONG MARRIAGE??? 🥴🥴🥴

cause my husband definitely hasn’t

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@sky_thunderGod Ooooh, looks like someone’s jealous...😏🥴😘

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@TheQueenIsHera 😡😡... he won’t be replying anytime soon, sweetheart. He’s enjoying his eternity tied up on an ever spinning wheel of fire. 😌

[Zeus @sky_thunderGod]

@_aphrodite_xxo @ares_warchaos Are you really? Aren’t you from the genitals of my grandfather? 🤔