Mary, Queen of Scots

Queen of Scots.
Queen of France.
Soon-to-be Queen of England.
Don't come for me unless I send for you.

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

To the people complaining about their week of quarantine: just remember, you could always be imprisoned by your cousin for 20 years. And not even the good-looking cousin. The ugly, single, bitter cousin with a wig that smells like beer, making inedible appetizers every Christmas

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 1 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 1 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 1 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

That is somehow slightly reassuring and infinitely worse at the same time. Let me know if I need to send in the Maries for a "reconditioning". Marie R.

[William Johnston @shroom98]

@TheQueenofScots My friends don't send racist memes. Just my elderly mother!

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

Me: What a lovely day to relax, talk to some friends, and really en-

Twitter: Or you could see all 500 of the racist memes being shared by people you thought were your friends.

[Colin Beveridge @icecolbeveridge]

I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS MOMENT!

If they stand in a circle, they form a hexagon with the furthest people 4m apart. I think the most efficient way to have six heads at least 2m apart is to form an octahedron. A ladder may be required, but max distance is 2.8m. Hope that helps!

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

Friendly royal reminder:

It costs absolutely nothing to not be racist, and it costs almost nothing to be actively anti-racist. Not to mention that someday we have to convince God to let us into Heaven. So, just make it easy for yourself. #DoTheRightThing

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

And all this time they said that good taste is priceless!

[Tatler @Tatlermagazine]

The fascinating artefact is expected to fetch over a quarter of a million pounds @ChristiesInc https://t.co/KTUhDa4Nrt

[Tatler @Tatlermagazine]

The fascinating artefact is expected to fetch over a quarter of a million pounds @ChristiesInc https://t.co/KTUhDa4Nrt

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

If you are having problems with your husband, I recommend several tonnes of gunpowder and a fuse. It will take care of that pesky husband faster than you can say "Wait, am I on trial for murder?"

[Archie 💛💙⭐️💙💛 @ArchieBurrows34]

Oh god, Tory voting hubby just told me to get behind the government & be more positive???!!

He trusts them as they are being 'led by the science'. He is confident they are doing 'whatever it takes' with regards to 'ramping up testing'.

He has drunk the Tory Koolaid
🙄🙄

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

Me, a Stuart, when I see "Jacobite" trending:

[Hugh Canning’s Operalogue @hugh_canning]

@Bordersjourneys @girlfromhever @RoyalStuartSoc @StewartSociety1 @mqofs @MaryQueenMovie @TheQueenofScots @MarysMeanders @traquairhouse @KarinTours @Kimkjaerside @genealogytours Her nephew & niece, the King and Queen of Naples were also direct descendants of Mary. At the dress rehearsal of Donizetti’s Maria Stuarda, the Queen allegedly fainted as the singer playing her ancestress was led to her execution. The opera was taken off the playbill & banned!

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

@KatherineOfYork

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

Day 5 of self-quarantine:
1. I forgot which of the Four Maries is which.
2. I inadvertently declared war on a tree stump, and
3. My blood has now been entirely replaced with red wine.

Next up, the Social Distance Ball - only the best two-metre flirts allowed! #PleaseKillMe

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

@JenniferYang17 How much we have missed you, Mistress Yang!

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

A royal order from Her Grace, the Queen Mary of Scots:

Wash your fucking hands.

In solidarity,
Marie R.

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

So incredibly proud of the people of Scotland, and Britain in general, in responding to this crisis. The financial, personal, and energy sacrifices are tremendous, but nemo me impune lacessit - even a virus. #VanquishCOVID #TheEnemyattheGates

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

Our support and gratitude go to @givebloodscot during this time. They are one of many amazing Scottish organizations fighting COVID-19, and they deserve your help. Please, if you can, give blood, financial resources or time to this amazing, hard-working organization. #CombatCOVID

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

We hope you are staying open to essential travel. All of my family, friends and political allies are cracking thereunder as we speak!