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You just gotta keep livin’ man. L-I-V-I-N

[🕊 @TheQuietEric]

Some days you just gotta look yourself in the mirror, smack your ass, and say "DAMN YOU LOOK GOOD."

[🕊 @TheQuietEric]

Nephew came into my room.
Smiling ear to ear.
Asked if he was high bc he was smiling way too much.
Told me he “cracked”.
Dapped him up and congratulated him, obviously.
Freaks out over having jury duty in 2 days.

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

“Let me be frank”

Anne? Filthy? or Sinatra?

[⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ @pussyfromagirl]

wtf u mean u left the percs at kino der toten

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We went from “reduce your carbon footprint” to “let’s build a Death Star data centre in every field.”

[🕊 @TheQuietEric]

Got on a payment plan for some medical debt. Now I hit 2 different companies billing me for shit that already part of it

[sage 🧚‍♀️ @btwnrevolutions]

I was looking for my vape and then I found my vape and heaven knows I'm miserable now

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

[Stanley557 @Stanley5574420]

All of this to choose the Olympia over the M14
#M14gang

[Nicholas Rice @NicholasARice]

When you really think about it, this truly is one of our greatest cultural moments

[Rachel ☁️ @rachellord22]

Here’s how to stop people using Muse, Meta’s new AI image generator, to generate photos of you using your Instagram posts.

[Dixie Normus @Jarret4Jesus]

If you helping locate someone that cut down a flock camera you a bitch!

[Orwell Day @OrwellDay]

Flock camera destruction is a modern day Boston Tea Party.

[levi @cordhorse]

People of color? like Roy G Biv?

[jake @wormpuller]

Smoked the weed that drags me back in time to the exact moment I bought paralyzer by finger eleven on iTunes for my iPod nano

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

The above sentence actually means something and is grammatically correct.

Come with us on this journey where the buffalo roam.
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