TheRailCaptain

I’m a Train Driver aka a #RailCaptain day to day insights into my world at work. I sometimes make announcements and like ruining #TrainSpotters photos.

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@gmmwells @Breaking911 Grow up Georgia.

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@F1picturesDm I legit do this.

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If #Ireland loose to #WALES I’ll have to go sick next week. My Welsh colleagues will be insufferable. #M6N #6nations2025

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SpaceX can catch the biggest rocket booster ever. Meanwhile British Railways still have trains from the 1970s rolling around our network. #starship5

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Mechazilla has caught the Super Heavy booster!

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@quack_attack23 Fun to drive, a relic of the past, done something different everytime you put the brake in, made you plan ahead. In use well past its use by date. Won’t be a train like it again. Unsafe in collisions. Glad they are gone. We need more new trains and longer platforms.

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@CryptoCoinFree @NormanBrennan Apply to your nearest TOC (train operating company) pass psychometric tests interviews and a years training and pass out and the jobs yours.

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@NormanBrennan We’ve only just got the ballots Norman… litterally just posted mine you bellend. #fakenewsNorman

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I now have my own theme tune. Which must be sung by passengers upon my arrival at BTM https://t.co/3XOdq5pX8f thanks @MMGolazo

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Today’s was a lad, I thought he was being a dick/drunk at first, however he was trying to end his life.

If you’re ever in that position phone a helpline, phone a mate, confide in someone. Get it off your chest.

It will all work out in the end.

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Not my usual piss taking of passengers, rail ministers etc a very very important message regarding mental health.

Twice in 4 weeks I have encountered people trying to end it all.

This is the 7th or 8th time in 11 years that I’ve had a near miss (Or come across someone trying

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#SevernTunnel has flooded. Unsurprising… inevitable even.

Turns out drilling a duck ton of holes in the roof of a Victorian tunnel will lead to floods. #RAIL who’d of thought 💭

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@Sam82767021 When I come to power I will ban bikes for you Sam

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@GarethDennis More of an Infrastructure issue Gareth. #dumbposts

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@lateturn @ASLEFunion Bet you 5 whole English pounds this cost thousands.

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@kelvmackenzie What is a bank holiday? What’s a 4 day week? 20 days holiday?

Where have you got your info from? 😂

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@StottGeorge @Guard_Amos Directly due to the wales incident and the MD at the time. In essence they can’t work when trains are running.

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@Bullwinkle19 @UU_Ess_Pee @David__Osland Oh come on anyone with a driving licence could drive a bus. And you get thanked by sheep for doing something pretty much everyone walking past you can do.

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@MUFCmalc66 @theJeremyVine Careful my friend he might take you to court aswell for using your right to free speech! 🎤