Tim whale

anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

[The Onion @TheOnion]

That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

@UncleChaps @Jbook911 @katebarstool Her James Garfield book is great

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

@NoEscalators I send him voice memos of everything you say

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

@cymrurouge Id look for this guy first if i ever needed to mug someone

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

Spring has sprung!!!

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

@LameronCy Most compatible on hinge is an asshole

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

It’s a shame ben and Jerry’s doesn’t have more nutritional benefits

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

@2DrewDrew Wow indeed

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

@claudeandclyde Ok Willy wonka

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

@HarebrainedInc Craft on damen

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

@claudeandclyde Ask purple to shorten their neck

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

@AudioOpera Why’d you name it Eddie’s

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

Roger Ebert used to host screenings of Citizen Kane where he and the audience would frequently pause the film to analyze and appreciate the artistry in each frame. I feel like this video deserves similar treatment.

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

@a_belcher1 I’ll be looking for a cameo next season

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

Happy Spotify wrapped day to all who celebrate

[Tim whale @TheReaITimShady]

@mackenzie_ttt Best day of the year

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Watch this video to get hype for the World Series!

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Dog has learned to dry his mouth after drinking.. 😊 https://t.co/zhtxrOkHnB

[ScienceInsider @ScienceInsider]

BREAKING: White House issues new policy that will require, by 2026, all federally-funded research results to be freely available to public without delay, ending longstanding ability of journals to paywall results for up to 1 year. Coverage coming on @ScienceInsider.

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

I don’t have time to read a “Baby on Board” bumper sticker. I am on my phone