Balkan Zen Master

your neighborhood friendly vibe dealer

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

“Back 2 U” is out now!!

Vibe out with me!

[NBA @NBA]

The biggest stage in basketball 🏆

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Chet Holmgren with the season on the line:

4 Points
1/2 FGM
33 Minutes

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

I am looking forward to thoroughly enjoying the NBA finals

This Thunder hate watch has been draining

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

the entire world watching OKC lose game 7:

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

AND FOR THE LAST TIME THIS SEASON

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

Luke Kornet with the game on the line

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

Holy fuck Luke Kornet 🫨🫨🫨

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

Wemby picking up his 5th foul might be the final swing in this game. Can’t be aggressive on defense anymore … completely changes thing

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

That’s not a normal shooting motion AT ALL

You can’t give him that foul call

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

@ryanhammer09 You ever watch the Nuggets without Jokic?

[Sam Quinn @SamQuinnCBS]

I'll just keep reminding people that they don't need to create "room" to pay Watson. They have Bird Rights and they aren't currently hard-capped. They're just trying to avoid a huge tax bill, which is an enormously lame thing to do when you have a three-time MVP in his prime.

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

Alex Caruso having a better shooting playoff run than Steph Curry ever had …

This shit can’t be real lol

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

Luke Kornet is doing absolutely nothing positive for the Spurs

[DNVR Nuggets @DNVR_Nuggets]

Ty Lawson HATES the Thunder 😂

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

Nobody outside of OKC thinks this

[Carson Cunningham @Carson_OKC]

The biggest irony of Thunder Derangement Syndrome is how authentic and likable this team actually is.

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

There’s no (logical) explanation for the whistle OKC gets …

What is the agenda here?!

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

We cannot overstate how bad this is for the game of basketball.

[Balkan Zen Master @TheRealAGE_]

@WesterosCentral @nappyboy4eva7

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You got folks “tracking your flops/falls” …

It’s never gotten this bad

SGA is shameless