Ben Bergstrom

Living the dream, dreaming the life

[Mental Samurai @mentalsamurai]

RETWEET if you think Ben will complete the Circle of Samurai. 💰 #MentalSamurai

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

@Beyonce , can you do a cover of kumbaya and call it "kumbaYAS, QUEEN!!!"..? I just wanna see what would happen

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

The DMV line makes equals of us all

[Maddog @maddieherrick]

At least now the Republicans in the Senate understand the importance of having a Plan B

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

You know you've made it when you make popcorn and ramen for dinner... and eat them both out of the same bowl just minutes apart

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

Pretty sure 80% of my expenses as an #actor are haircuts and headshots

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

"Dangling participle" is both the sexiest and unsexiest grammatical term in the English language

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

When table reads have free pizza and wine, you invite it's gonna be a great time!

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Sometimes when I'm bored I call Admiral Ackbar.

I scream, "IT'S A TRAP," then hang up.

Freaks him out for days.

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

About to drink a container of ranch dressing for dinner. #SinglesAwarenessDay

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

24 year olds on Tinder look 14, and 24 year olds on Bumble look 40. It's 2017 - we can do better

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

How many fucks does the Kelvin scale give? Absolute(ly) zero. 😎😎😎 #punsfordays

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

I keep telling myself to go grocery shopping, but then I remember that delivery food is better than anything I can make and I give up #adult

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

LAX protest

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Uber driver told me my voice "sounds like smiles". Best compliment ever! #5stars

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

Does this inauguration remind anyone else of the Death Eaters taking over Hogwarts and Snape beginning headmaster? #StillWithHer

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

If there isn't an international napping competition, there really should be one. #stillinbed

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

Everyone and their mother needs to check out this show called @CWNoTomorrow on the CW. HOLY SHIT SO GOOD

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

Just to give you all a sense of how magical California is, I just opened up an avocado that had NO PIT #ThanksObama

[Ben Bergstrom @TheRealBenBergs]

Back in LA, where gluten is the enemy, dogs are totally allowed everywhere and wear nicer sweaters than people, and no one bats an eye