Ben Louis

ESTP-A, Capricorn, Business Owner, Scrub Daddy Stan.
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Opinions are my own and do not reflect my business or any company I work for.

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

Should I quit my job and open a restaurant

[Matthew @mattinsix]

@alliestoffel I will?

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

Nothin’ like being drunk and dancing like a white dude

[Matthew @mattinsix]

This little kid approached me at the brewery while I was getting pull tabs and said he wanted to try so I gave him one and he won a dollar and now he’s gonna have a crippling gambling addiction get ready to learn draft kings pal

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

Targets whole business model is built on couples fighting;

She wants to go “just look at things”

He doesn’t want to spend $85.

Target wins every time

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

Still my biggest flex

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[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

Homeownership is having a mortal enemy who is a 6 year old girl that lives in your neighborhood.

(She had a $1 lemonade stand & I gave her a $5 and she didn’t give me change because ‘her mom wouldn’t let her have a tip jar’)

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

2009 Ben knew what’s up

[Matthew @mattinsix]

I hate cucumbers but that guy on tiktok has me desperately wanting to eat a whole cucumber salad in the little container..

[Charles Conway @Charles_Conway]

Trump’s campaign team:

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“I’ll never vote Kennedy because if he won he’ll die like Kennedys do & I don’t want that on my conscious”

Things you over hear at a bar

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

Y’all think Drake feels like he’s back on the set of Degrassi

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

@mattinsix #real

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

@TomBom105 Beesechurger ✅💰

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

I could sell a cheeseburger to a vegan

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

The magic you’re looking for is in the work you’re ignoring

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

@eBohmson Read it again

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

“If you can be in a bad mood for no reason, you might as well be in a good mood for no reason”

Read it again

[Ben Louis @TheRealBenLouis]

Nothing a little highway therapy can’t fix