Chef C

@kanyewest personal chef

[Chef C @TheRealCJT]

Damn I’ve been slacking

[christina rotondo @christinaroto]

my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Science literacy empowers you to know when someone else is full of shit.

[Chef C @TheRealCJT]

go buy some coffee https://t.co/mw6o1jZ7d8

[vince @vincestaples]

Just wanted 2 update y’all on the Tesla delivery and let you know it will be here by summer and I will take the front plate off. Cops pull me over all you want just don’t shoot we living a positive lifestyle now. #ecocrips #cripsforearth

[LL Cool Dad @jnomina]

Got in a convo w a guy at the balloon store that ended with “There’s a lot of people in the balloon industry that shouldn’t be in the balloon industry.”

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

The cargo short’s will be flying at half mast out side Dave Matthews house tonite

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

We won 24 games and a conference title, it's not like we are a YMCA team, dude https://t.co/TNYHHdwNZy

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

University of Maryland Baltimore County, who are you? https://t.co/XGp9MacmGb

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Kind gesture from @KingJames to give his shooting sleeve to a kid holding a sign that read “You are more than an athlete. #NeverShutUp”

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

YOU WILL NOT CATCH ME 😂😂😂

[Broxton Commons Coffee @BroxtonCommons]

B.C. St. Paddy’s Day Tee.

Only at https://t.co/PLpkLoBmgG

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

The kind gentleman @PFChangs just informed me that I have the same name as a pitcher for the @Indians...I was unaware of this fact. I will have to follow baseball more closely from now on.

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

I AM HERE AT THE STAPLES CENTER PERSONALLY RECRUITING LEBRON JAMES TO PLAY FOR THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS

[kobe @followthebzzrds]

“Jarvis Landry traded to the Cleveland Browns”

Jarvis Landry:

[Henry @DeionGottaSTFU]

I saw him on somebody’s Instagram story taking shots at 4am man lmfaooooo he’s hung over as shit https://t.co/j2bVbElYHz

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Someday I will tell my kids about how LeBron James beat Steph Curry in an exhibition NBA game.

That day will be tomorrow.

When they wake up.

[Broxton Commons Coffee @BroxtonCommons]

We are now selling online! Go check out the new website https://t.co/PLpkLoBmgG

[Ezekiel Elliott @EzekielElliott]

I kissed her first . . .