Michael

[D1Baseball @d1baseball]

Armed with an effective three-pitch mix, @JacobDorn10 should earn plenty of run as a lefty out of the @CanesBaseball bullpen this spring.

See who joins Dorn on @fridaystarters' list of Miami breakout candidates ⤵️

🔗 https://t.co/Q2hF5B5sDb

[4 ⭑ Goku Uniform @ObroTweets]

When the ahk ask chicken or lamb

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Update: NFL legend Rob Gronkowski says Baby Gronk's father has gone ‘Too Far’ and he's going to cease and desist him.

Rob adds the dad already hit him up "500 Times."

“We’re gonna cease and desist Baby Gronk’s dad,”

“Yeah, it’s to a point where it’s awkward. It’s too far,” Gronkowski told Barstool Sports, “Four weeks ago, my brother told me, ‘Yo, have you seen Baby Gronk?’ ‘Did I see him? ‘ I go. ‘His dad hit me up 500 times already.’ He goes, ‘Don’t do anything.’ The dad is so annoying."

(via @nypostsports)

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

$10k for free or $5M but you have to fight Chrisean Rock for 35 min👊🏽💵

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

WE NEED TO CANCEL @RealSkipBayless ASAP!!!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I just got dragged to the Aventura Mall to do some Xmas shopping. Drove 45 min to get there. Took 1 look at the parking lot situation and I put the kibosh on it without even getting outta the car. Lesson learned. Only a lunatib would venture into a mall on the weekends in Dec

[g @stopitg]

two albums in 8months i know a degenerate gambler when i see one

[Michael @TheRealFelder]

@pyagman macaroni and rice 🍚

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

Live look at @elonmusk firing everyone at Twitter

[Michael @TheRealFelder]

@pyagman I’m gonna ride it all night long

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

And Mac Jones is the New England Patriots’ new starting QB.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

No comment.

Also

Momma….there goes that man again

[Michael @TheRealFelder]

@kanyewest

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Dogefather
SNL May 8

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

I have a VERY important announcement.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

You can’t just go around calling regular boats, yachts.
The rhetoric spread around in this business is disgraceful at times. “Nate was partying on a yacht in Cabo”
I demand to see this “yacht”
He was fighting for 20k at that exact time. 20k show. 20k win was his exact purse.

[Michael @TheRealFelder]

Luke 10:18 @mschf x @LilNasX #satanshoes https://t.co/YLWzAE26gV

[Michael @TheRealFelder]

“Cactus Jack sent me to
@McDonalds
#CactusJackSweepstakes

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

🌵 rare, handcrafted & numbered @trvisXX action figures 🌵

quote tweet this post with “Cactus Jack sent me to @McDonalds #CactusJackSweepstakes” for a chance to win 1 of 5. and ICYMI, the Travis Scott Meal is only $6 in our App