Grandpa B

It’s a reckless endeavor going out your front door…

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

@paulcastain 😂 Yup. 😎

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

@mrmikeMTL Yep. 😎

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

@d_pinot It checks out. ✅

[NWS Salt Lake City @NWSSaltLakeCity]

Relayed from the Millard Co. Sheriff: Due to a wildfire near Fillmore, there are limited services available to travelers in that area. If you need gas or other services please stop in Cove Fort/Meadow. Do not stop along any roadway or interstate unless its an emergency. #utwx

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

PSA:

[NWS Salt Lake City @NWSSaltLakeCity]

Relayed from the Millard County Sheriff: Fillmore from 500 S, East of Hwy 99 extending south to 1600 S. Mandatory evacuation; life-threatening, fast-changing conditions. Take only what you have prepared by the door. Do not stop for more. Help neighbors if safe. #utwx

[NWS Salt Lake City @NWSSaltLakeCity]

Relayed from the Millard County Sheriff: Fillmore from 500 S, East of Hwy 99 extending south to 1600 S. Mandatory evacuation; life-threatening, fast-changing conditions. Take only what you have prepared by the door. Do not stop for more. Help neighbors if safe. #utwx

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Other people: you should get out of your comfort zone.

Me: you should get out of my comfort zone.

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

@mrmikeMTL Yup. Several times. Never regretted it either.

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

@BasedMikeLee Go get um Mike.

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

@d_pinot 😂😂😂

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

@MikeBales Amen brother!

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

@miles_commodore Play along. Always.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Eat whatever you like because:
The inventor of the treadmill died at 54

The inventor of gymnastics died at 57

The world bodybuilding champion died at 41

One of the best footballers in the world, Maradona, died at 60

THEN:The KFC inventor died at 94

The inventor of Nutella died at 88

The inventor of Hennessy died at 98

So how did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?

The rabbit is always jumping and running, but lives for only 2 years.

The turtle doesn't exercise at all and lives for over 200 years!

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

@edgaralandough You lost me at “leave the house”.

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

@SGTWipper1Each Me too.

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

Too true.

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

Allow me to sing to you the song of my people.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

PIN Number
ATM Machine
UPC Code
LCD Display

We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome.

Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

Good to know.

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

Natural Disaster Danger Zone

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

😃❤️

[Grandpa B @TheRealGrampaB]

True.

[The Real Calvy J @CJRealHoops2]

You can always tell if a person is from Utah or not by how they pronounce the O in "Zion".

It's ZI-un (like bacon, or lion) 👍
Not ZI-ON (like crouton) 👎