Skoona Bae

The greatest poet hardly knows pettiness or triviality. —Walt Whitman

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Does Woodside have a roster spot locked down?

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@FidoDogstoyvsky Lfg

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I wonder if the cart icon in online shopping will ever become as obsolete as the floppy disk save icon

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I’m the guy who clicks ‘email receipt’ and types his whole email into the credit card terminal

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@RStanleyNHL Nooooo

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He’s a 10 but every time there’s a big Twitter trend he tries to hop on the bandwagon with an overthought meta joke

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@MikeMiracles From a ranking position I agree, but Hurts has more clear strengths and weaknesses whereas dalton was just kind of generally average

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@billmillkill Zombie island

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@TitanOilers 2222

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@MikeMiracles Talented player but we don’t have a hole at CB, none of our starting CBs are free agents next year, and none of them have contracts that would make us want to move on. Don’t get it

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@N1ch0l2s @makeupaguy

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I dont remember the golf scene in the hobbit but this person sure does

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@billmillkill Jilligan

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@billmillkill https://t.co/iCBJnQxGRe

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@MikeMiracles How do the numbers break down by year? Most contracts of this size/length are typically back-loaded, no? So they’re paying him fairly now and have room to cut or trade if he doesn’t reach that potential

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@JavaScriptCoff1 Equals,
equals equals,
and
threequals

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@BuckReising @TwoRiversFord Twitter has a feature called ‘drafts’ where you could, for instance, make a poll and then wait to send it for two weeks so that your audience has the information necessary to answer it

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February rent should be $50 off

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Dump trucks be like
🤪stay2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣feet 🦶 back🔙 if you value 💰 your windshield 🚗
And then cut you off in traffic

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@AlegarchyGetzel J disco gang rise up