Kyle Paul

Dropping equal parts wisdom and dumb humor, quality checked for accuracy by my brain, and sometimes Wikipedia.

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

The best news I've heard all year. https://t.co/Erf7j350M6

[Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy]

FBI Director Comey: “I hate the New England Patriots, and no matter who they play, I’d like them to lose.”

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

Thanks, The Internet. https://t.co/rhHeAKpQbz

[✏️ 𝕃𝕌𝕂𝔼 @MrLukeJohnston]

Possibly the greatest scene in documentary history. Incredible. #PlanetEarth2

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

Welcome to the apocalypse. #election2016

[Kyle Bonagura @BonaguraESPN]

Meaningless Pac-12 standings
State of Washington 8-0
Mountain 8-2
Bay Area 4-5
Los Angeles 4-6
State of Arizona 2-7
State of Oregon 1-7

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

I generally steer away from posting stuff like this... Buuut almost all of them are fantastic. #HowtoGetoutofFlorida https://t.co/TZkXqjTP1D

[Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley]

PA: please direct your attention to the field to honor the greatest DH in history
[Ortiz gets up]
PA: EDGAR MARTINEZ!!!!!!!!
[Edgar emerges]

[VICE @VICE]

Trump nodding along when Clinton says that he didn't pay an architect for the work he did is... not great #Debates2016

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

One of the most beautiful, perfect moments in baseball history. What a magical sport. #RIPJoseFernandez https://t.co/14tXglzAJ7

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Dont be fooled by the Nanobubble marketing. Theres only 1 kind of "recovery water" that allows Russel Wilson to heel so quickly

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

Marshawn Lynch is my favorite... https://t.co/MPxnlGBA2d

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

"Welcome to the town of pathologically tempered expections!" https://t.co/jvY2UgF9eo

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

Killer whales are assholes. #realtalk

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

Ha! Not once the Seahawks game ended. Get your shit together, @wsferries. #stranded #LateNightinSeattle #TwoHourWait https://t.co/rKt8Gmd1QD

[Washington State Ferries @wsferries]

Sea/Brem/BI - No Extended Wait At Colman Dock https://t.co/nlNpJ5t82U

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

Who the fuck is Shawn Mendes and why are all his fans inappropriately dressed teenagers & their moms? #LatenightinSeattle #ShawnMendes #wut

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

Ahhhhh sooo many feels. https://t.co/CSkV7c1kPi

[SB Nation @SBNation]

Ken Griffey Jr., transcendant af: https://t.co/1YO7omaqQf

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

In case you were wondering where to avoid today and want a poorly drawn MS paint map of it. @wsdot got u covered.

[Kyle Paul @TheRealKylePaul]

In case you were wondering where to avoid tomorrow and want a poorly drawn MS paint map of it. @wsdot got u covered.

[KING 5 News @KING5Seattle]

*Pig on the lam!

@wsdot says 250-lb pig escaped near Auburn/Enumclaw. Have you seen it?

*not actual photo of pig