Zach Lawley

my goal in life is to be a cross between Ron Swanson and Mr. Whitaker from Adventures in Odyssey

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

@Commercial_Crew @NASA @BoeingSpace @ulalaunch Not shocked. This think is never going to get off the ground. It’s just going to cost tax payers hundreds of millions more. We should have given this contract to a company that could handle it.

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

So can @KremlinRussia_E and @realDonaldTrump share a prison cell? I feel that that would be the best way to spend tax dollars.

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

Leica DISTO X4 *Giveaway* 🎉 https://t.co/idkuhZjFZs via @NathanDoFrango

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

Leica DISTO X4 *Giveaway* 🎉 https://t.co/idkuhZjFZs via @NathanDoFrango

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

@DallasZoo This is the plot of Madagascar….

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

@AmericanAir Have you tried turning it off and then turning it back on?

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

This was the best book I read in 2022.

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

@ChipotleTweets Ya but your qesodilla isn’t even enough to fill my toddler.

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

Reason number 586 why never ever to fly ⁦@SouthwestAir⁩ #AARideOrDie

[Fresno Tea @FresnoTea]

#REPORT: People flying into Fresno disappointed their flights weren't canceled.

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

@POTUS Sweet good job. Now the insulin companies will raise the price for the rest of us. Thanks for only thinking of yourself.

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

#ConspiracyTheory

The mom from Go Dogs Go is the same dog from Paw Patrol.

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

@SouthwestAir Anything on @AmericanAir

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

@SouthwestAir Congrats you’re in the top 1% of airlines to always destroy, break, or lose my bags.

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

@SouthwestAir At least the skis would have actually gotten there.

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

Almost to the point where I would rather fly @SpiritAirlines than @SouthwestAir…

One more delay and I’ll prolly just walk.

I miss you @AmericanAir 😘

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

@POTUS Simple solution… just don’t fly @SouthwestAir

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

@SouthwestAir is the Walmart of airlines.

[Zach Lawley @TheRealLawley]

Did I miss something?