Lee Jordan

Into music physics and people. Widower

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@Johnprendergas @revengeofthese2 @ASFleischman whales, rather

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@Johnprendergas @revengeofthese2 @ASFleischman pretty sure john and i disagree, amigo

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@jenbegakis hummus features heavily in zohan. it’s a pretty cool biopic & is a good explainer for the region’s politics, if a little dry sometimes

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@dumbbitchcap @bandit i can only imagine how many of these missives you catch that we never see. respek, brother

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@LizzyStarrrdust @ShamashAran my cousin shane feels that somehow this is your husband’s fault

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@ClaireFosterPHD plus if they were serious about stopping the vehicle the only sure way is to take out the axels. targeting the driver obviously won’t stop the vehicle from running over ice

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@LizzyStarrrdust @ShamashAran was it the box you were using the last time you saw the key?! if so, what are the odds?

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

because they’re locked in cognitive dissonance having been hypnotized to believe that donald trump is coming to get them

[tawny @tawnniee]

why do women think they need to get out and protest and try and fight with armed men?

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

BROTHERS AND SISTERS

anytime you interact with an armed individual there is a non-zero chance you will be killed

the more often you interact the higher the odds

the more you antagonize them the higher the odds

the more you do both at the same time the odds get pretty good

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@garykoepnick @VP gosh i hope that doesn’t happen to you you delusional fucking pos

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@valuations_ abaolutely nobody is saying that

we are saying that if you make it your hobby or side-hustle to antagonize armed men and you get injured or killed, it’s not that weird

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@VanessaChaseOG @DonOftheDead80 that’s what no good roustabouts *do 😎

related deep cut
https://t.co/DJVboE4IXf

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

current politics:

i wouldn’t do that if i were you
i wouldn’t do that if i were you
i wouldn’t do that if i were you
i would NOT do that if i were you
I WOULD NOT DO THAT IF I WERE YOU
well, you did it…yes i’m a monster, yes i want to shoot you, yes yes you’re right go to hell

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@EmbracingTara not at all, that’s not what happened, and you know it, so absolutely gfy

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

only a narcissistic monster would abandon her child in favor risking her life over performative nonsense

she could have spoken to her elected reps who have the power to something instead of attacking the guys on ground who cannot

[Martin Heinrich @SenatorHeinrich]

Given the committees that I have served on, I have seen a lot of real terrorists. Their glove compartments don’t look like this…

As a dad, I feel sick to my stomach.

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

leftists get extremely upset when one of their meat shields gets hurt

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

@bigboatbruce war’s a bitch and this bitch is coming for you bigboatbruce

[Lee Jordan @TheRealLeejo]

renee good’s life ended the same way many soldiers’ lives end. months of rah rah followed by a few instants of wanting a timeout

the cold reality is she was a recruited enlisted & trained enemy combatant

it sucks. it would be cool if they stopped, but enemies gonna enemy