Sarcastic Maurya

🇮🇳INDIAN🇮🇳
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[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@GulteOfficial Now when will you go and ask PUNJAB and KARNATAKA education minister's resignation for same guilt??

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

I bow to West Bengal’s Jana Shakti!

The people’s blessings are the truest strength of democracy and the noblest source of public resolve.

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

There is no punishment for a rapist here but you will be shot if 250 grams of Yogi's mother's flesh is found on you. - Maulana Abdullah Salim.

He said this two years ago. And yet he roams free. Had this been said for a Muslim leader, India would have plunged into mayhem.

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@kunal_k07 @NopeNoeNope @mukeshbudharwi Jis dukan k pass baith kar aap log bidi pi rahe the na, uss waqt uss dukan k owner the ye

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

Inspiration for generations to come, you’ve made every Indian proud with your fearless cricket and belief throughout. You guys deserve all the accolades and enjoy the moment to the fullest. Well done Harman and the team. Jai Hind 🇮🇳🇮🇳

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@dhruv_rathee Par bhai aap to best air quality me rahte ho, infact behtareen food consume kar rahe ho but kya faida Baal aur buddhi dono dull hue ja rahe hai, ab ye bol kar bahana mat banana ki ye to age ka asar hai.
Khair aap aur apke family ko happy Diwali,
Par ye gyan knhi aur v diya karo.

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@naeemalvik Dekho ya to tum chutiya ho ya khandan hi chutiya hai,
Pehli foto me thora gaur karo, kiska shirt ka pocket left side hota hai ji.
Gajab ka lodu aadmi ho be😆

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@RichKettle07 Mai nhi manta ki Md Harish itna kuch bola hoga. Itna english pura team mil kr v nhi bol pata.

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

1 baat batao ant over me ye #harishrauf hi kyu maa ch*dwane aata hai.
Any way we won 🇮🇳🫡
#PKMKB forever#indvspak2025
Congratulations team #IndianCricket

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@mariakhan_11 @myogiadityanath Sorry but I don't love you🤧

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@Priyaa_Purohit Chatti to acha ho.

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@iArpitSpeaks To behen k la*de to tu kya soch raha hai ki INDIA me aisa riots hoga aur tu zinda bach jayega,
Bhosri k tera kya hoga tu soch v nhi sakta,
Tera baap v bachane nhi aayega

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@KreatelyMedia Iska karan tumhare papa(@laluprasadrjd ) hai, bete!

[Incognito @Incognito_qfs]

Lalu Yadav literally looted showrooms of Maruti Suzuki when his daughter got married and you expect them to invest in Bihar.

Even today, Lalu Yadav's party is the biggest party in Bihar. During elections, you remember to vote for your caste. After elections, you suddenly remember development.

And no Govt can force these multi billion dollar private companies to setup plants in states. They invest when they feel welcome and safe. And that safety is provided by govt & society together.

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@Javedakhtarjadu @WEAREFUTURE4 Par apke bujurg ne to bharat ka vibhajan me badh-chad kr hissa liya the, Uske baad jab Porkistan ban gaya tab wo fir yahi rah gaye, Iska jawab nhi dijiyega Sir.

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@JaipurDialogues Ok Sir.

[खुरपेंच Satire @Khurpench_]

📍 मोपका - सेंदरी बाईपास , बिलासपुर, छत्तीसगढ़ , इंडिया

📞सांसद (MP)Tokhan Sahu @tokhansahu_bjp
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क्या जिम्मेदार अधिकारी को मोतियाबिंद हो गया है ?
क्या जिम्मेदार ऑथोरिटी क्या छुट्टी पर है ?
लोगो को मरने के लिए छोड़ रखा है , आखिर सरकार की नजर इन सड़कों पर क्यों नहीं पड़ती?

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@MeghUpdates Chup kar la*de @diljitdosanjh,
Khalistani Deshdrohi kanhi ka

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@Abhinav_hariom Chamchagiri

[Sarcastic Maurya @TheRealMauryaa]

@manaman_chhina Who are you?