Harrison

Fortune cookie Enthusiast, 79th overall pick by my parents, Grunt in the Agent industry and #89 for the Desporados

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

“Hey, let’s listen to Dave Matthews Band!”, said no one ever.

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

#bsbvc #DNAWorldTour hurry the fuck up. What are you doing? I the lyrics are easy. Just quit playing games with my heart.

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

Only one time in my entire life as a consumer, until now, have I ever commented about a garbage company; and @structube just made the list. Horrendous customer service, not updating wait times, saying "Don't worry" about my concerns #Areyouforreal #trash

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

@RE_Games why does 4-3 in RE7 not work? Look at this. Just let me turn on the tv!!! Help! I feel like this is a game and you are Lucas, and that’s just how this whole thing ends. And then I die in real life.

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

If you don’t ask a bro, “Are you okay Bro?” after he completely wrecks himself, are you even a bro?

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

Was waiting for Comey to throw that dagger in Trump, like KD did to… https://t.co/5JkZKQMq80

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

This is the worst fight I've ever seen... I've seen two three year olds fall on the ground and pull each other's hair and it was better @ufc

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

Been on hold w/ @AirCanada for about half an hour. Haven't heard a real voice yet. Doubt anyone works or flies with them anymore. #onlyme

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

@King55Tez You're an idiot.

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

@nygiants, maybe don't run on every first down on every single series, in every single game, since 1925. #nfl #stawp #pleasestop

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

Never, ever, EVER is it "cool" to coordinate gym outfits with your girlfriend. #getreal #gymmouse

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Even hunters who shoot what they eat agree that TROPHY Hunting and killing for sick thrills is wrong. How can anyone disagree with this?

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

@SteamworksPub I think it's get your own been night, cause I'm pretty sure our server died #thirsty #emptyglass

[Peter DeLuise @RealPDeLuise]

1st Location scout on Monsterville

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

I feel if I had to date someone who was my maturity level, I'd be going to jail...

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

Does anyone know the cheat code to unlock the @Patriots in @EAMaddenNFL? #nfl #gameshark #ps4 #itsfunntcausetheycheat

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

Jerry Jones buys pies in Trivial Pursuit and pays the banker not to go to jail in monopoly. #whatajoke @dallascowboys #passintimeannocall

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

Here's Air Canada giving people free tickets home #ACgiftofhome and @WestJet is charging me $50 to bring my cat with me. #westjetterproblems

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

"I Lied to the stationary bike today about my weight..." #roughday #fitness #sadface

[Harrison @TheRealMcT]

You've got to be fucking joking @Giants... Quit the nfl... #overhaul #fumblecentral