The mariners have a knockoff Racing Sausages, the Salmon Run except one of the Salmon, Humpy, is a dipshit who had never won a race. Tonight in the 15th inning, they ran the second Salmon Run of the night. Humpy won. The Mariners immediately walked it off and are ALCS bound.
🚨🚨BREAKING: The #Vikings two male cheerleaders will NOT be allowed to enter Soldier Field on Monday Night after the #Bears expressed serious concerns.
Ben Johnson believes that Minnesota is using the cheerleaders in an attempt to SEDUCE Star QB Caleb Williams.
WOW. 😳😳😳