Andy

What would Jimmy Buffett do?

[Andy @andyziggy]

The mariners have a knockoff Racing Sausages, the Salmon Run except one of the Salmon, Humpy, is a dipshit who had never won a race. Tonight in the 15th inning, they ran the second Salmon Run of the night. Humpy won. The Mariners immediately walked it off and are ALCS bound.

[Andy @andyziggy]

You know what they say, a watched pot never calls the kettle black

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Is there a German word for the social credit you need for people to laugh at your joke

[Andy @andyziggy]

Wife: watches softcore p*rn TV show in living room
Husband: vibe codes with AI agents in office

This is the modern American dream

[Andy @andyziggy]

@785SportsKSU Having AI just slop something up and then calling it a “rendering” should be cause for immediate firing but not much faith in Nebraska football to fire someone when necessary

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@fyosho @Great_Chumpion @bwags Ok then the same ‘sucker’ will keep paying the tax and that works too 👍

[Andy @andyziggy]

@fyosho @Great_Chumpion @bwags “Leave” in this instance meaning…sell it to a new guy who pays the tax just the same?

[Andy @andyziggy]

@SpotifyCares so are you going to post any communication about how spotify premium users are getting ads or keep pretending like nothing is wrong

[Andy @andyziggy]

My dad’s email address had his zip code at the end of it and then when he got hacked he made a new one with the last 5 digits of his address. Why did he do that

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Siena would’ve held bam to 16

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Trying to watch Siena-Merrimack in peace when the banner says BREAKING NEWS BAM ADEBAYO 83 POINTS… leave me be

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Commentating college hoops is the only job you get better at as you grow more senile. I want my color guys to have full-on dementia

[Andy @andyziggy]

@alecrobbins Woke-ball

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

this is one of the first Fun New Websites anyone has made this decade

[Andy @andyziggy]

@BadgerMBB Throw this game tbh

[Andy @andyziggy]

"I drink and I know things" t shirt except it's couples shirts and his says "I drink" and hers says "And I know things"

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Imagine being an athlete at the World Sex Festival but you're really bad at sex #Olympics2026 #WeKnowTheyGettingFreaky

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5 hops is an egregious amount of hops. But at that point in the Cha Cha Slide Part 2, Mr C the Slide Man knows he has the dance floor in the palm of his hand.

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@MyndWaves @gremloe I bet your music STINKS

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@BadgerMBB Might want to review what the purpose of the drill is before posting this next time

https://t.co/ZNxVbZB4jO

[Andy @andyziggy]

@CGasparino @Buncahn Her last name is literally “Good” and you’re defending her murder I don’t think there’s ever been a clearer sign from god that you’re going to hell buddy