Kafi

Dont let everybody get the chance to know you

[MichuriKE @TheChalkRabbi]

YAANI KASONGO BOUGHT two luxury Jets, LEASED them to a Canadian Aviation company and now he is getting any reason to HIRE HIS OWN JETS and then bill the government. I have never been this angry 😡 with him. Mungu mchukue sasa.

[Kairetu 👩🏾‍💻 @Mwende_Mugambi]

Dear Mr. President,

You’re taxing us too much!!!

Unkind regards,
Kenyans.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Linet Adhiambo: I lost my two children on May 13, 2026 in Komarock, Nairobi. My missing daughter knows everything including my phone number.

#TheLastWordNTV @jamessmat

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

The video😂😂

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Statement on Kenya’s missing children

[Dr Mirr @tanukeeey]

🇰🇪 Resist!

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Kenyan police allowed Arsenal fans to gather and disperse peacefully but they never allow the same youth to protest against the government without killing some

[🧡🧡 Femme actuelle 🧡🧡 @zippoglisia]

There's no single good news that has come out of Kenya since that man became president. Every day is death, destruction, despair. This cannot be the life!!

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Write it down and keep tabs.
Missing babies and blood banks will be a norm at KNH.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

@AlhajiKe Babies missing will be a regular on the headlines

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

[Munjiru wa mbari ya Karanja @wakariowa]

Last time tulinza hivi, is this a sign?

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Governor Irungu Kang'ata: I will not defend my seat on UDA ticket in 2027. I don't intend to run for president or deputy president

[N-13 @N__Josephs]

The country’s top-performing leader says he has offered ideas to the president but has been consistently ignored. Instead, the president and his allies focus on pressuring him for political endorsement while disregarding development ideas. That should be a cause for concern.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

They received their last salary on February.

Mnataka watu wafanye kazi aje bila kulipwa?

Saa zingine politicians hutuona matako yao sana.

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

@AokoOtieno_ unabend for niggas kwa choo za parliament alafu turn yangu unakua mstrict?😔

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

President William Ruto has already spent a total of Sh89 billion in his presidency so far since 2022, as of March 2026.

State House alone accounts for Sh36 billion.

[He may hit Sh100 billion by June 2026].

[Lemmah RN Mwangi @lemaiyandavid]

Unajinyima lunch ndio hiyo pesa ununulie jamaa Cetriaxon kama 3 hivi juu governor amekataa kusupply dawa , alafu huyo jamaa akipona unamkuta street akisema," Governor Susan Kihika Tutam." So doleful.

[James Smart @jamessmat]

The most expensive PRESIDENCY.

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Posting a stranger’s picture without their consent, coming to social media to threaten them with rape. How disgusting