Noah Dumpert

Son of the Free State | Occasional litigator | Jeopardy enthusiast | Overly opinionated about BBQ | High school football rules.

[Kurt Austin @kaustin01]

Today's @NYTimes: "As a small host with outsize passion, @KansasCity has the world at its feet"

https://t.co/eYT734cdma

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Keith Hernandez in April: There's real cause for optimism for the Mets this season!

Keith Hernandez in July: My miscreant children have eradicated my bloodline.

[Tad Williams @tadwilliams]

Ahem

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Oh just one more thing, Belgium.

[The Provost / سيدة الفتنة @MsEntropy]

Much better view from Lawrence of Algeria, Kansas:

Home of REAL greatness

[Blair Kerkhoff @BlairKerkhoff]

In the Algeria fan section

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

It's really sad because if we had elected a normal president, the 250th anniversary of our country would have been a really cool celebration of everything that makes this country great.

Instead, we get one miserable, unpopular asshole inserting himself into every little thing and making it about himself.

And it was entirely predictable if you had a pulse the past 10 years. Oh well...

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Insane timelapse of the Oranje Army going through Kansas City today

[chance @chanceposts]

It’s important to criticize your country but still cheer for them in all sporting events

[Noah Dumpert @TheRealNDumpert]

I will die on the hill that raiders is a perfect movie

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

I’m still firmly a “Last Crusade is the best Indy” guy but every time I get to Karen Allen’s introduction in Raiders of the Lost Ark, I do reconsider for a moment.

[Daniel Sperry @sperrydaniel94]

“There’s a lot of unnecessary anger at people who don’t look like us, and pray like us, and walk like us, and cheer like us. In Lawrence, we are wide open to embracing something new.”

On the love affair between Lawrence and Algeria for The Guardian: https://t.co/J630yd6hgW

[Noah Dumpert @TheRealNDumpert]

Spoiler: they can't.

[Tommo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LUFC1992_v2]

Kansas City barbecue was IMMENSE!

Burnt ends, hickory smoked beans and corn (and half of Mrs T’s ribs) 🤤

We head to Texas on Friday, not sure they can top this… 🤔

@jackstackbbq

[Noah Dumpert @TheRealNDumpert]

Nobody loves sports like KC.

[Michael Mulvihill @mulvihill79]

The #1 market for USA-Paraguay on FOX was KANSAS CITY at a 9.2 rating and 29 share.

The top five:

KC - 9.2
Boston - 8.6
San Diego - 7.3
Dallas - 7.3
St. Louis - 7.3

[Michael Mulvihill @mulvihill79]

The #1 market for USA-Paraguay on FOX was KANSAS CITY at a 9.2 rating and 29 share.

The top five:

KC - 9.2
Boston - 8.6
San Diego - 7.3
Dallas - 7.3
St. Louis - 7.3

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

BATMAN JUST PULLED UP READY TO SAVE THE CITY.

[Brad Henson Productions @BradHensonPro]

Two legends 🔥

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The vibes couldn’t be more immaculate in America right now

[Bradley @bradjchester]

The Rachid Taha version of Rock the Casbah is a *crazy* pull by the KU social media team

[Seth Davis @SethDavisHoops]

The nicest people in the world live in Kansas