P.J. Elkins

I'm P.J! Ugly. Fun. Proud…with love. ❤️ I love having a beer with single women! I make Prius owners shit their pants!

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

@RealMarkMonte @NASCAR @EchoParkSpdwy @TNTSportsUS It'll be that Hell Yeah style of racing that NASCAR is marketing! It'll look like any Grand Theft Auto game ever made in real life! Or maybe the FlatOut series, minus the drivers getting ejected through the windshield since drivers in Cup cars are strapped down so good!

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

@jnavharley @dennyhamlin @DaleJr He's certainly not the type who would be seen getting the doors blown off him! I make Prius owners 💩 themselves on places like I-44 and I-235! The only celebrity I know who owns a Prius is a cartoon, Brian Griffin, complete with license plate # BRI-DOG!

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

@dennyhamlin @DaleJr Just make sure Jr. doesn't own a Prius! Those pieces of crap can't even make it to 45 MPH down a hill and don't belong on the turnpike with minimum speeds of 50-60! I heard of Camrys and other Toyotas lasting over 250,000 miles, but I don't know about their later models.

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

I LOVE that RAW is in the normal world at the normal start time rather than being overseas! We've started our first night back in primetime with Fourth of July-style fireworks between Gunther's attack on Cody and Mr. Freakin' being serenaded! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #WWERAW

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

Boardwalk, get ready for some PAIN to be delivered by The Beast and The Ruler, the King of the Ring! Atlantic City may very well be Suplex City! #WWERAW

[Oklahoma Baseball @OU_Baseball]

THE OKLAHOMA SOONERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 🏆

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

@Jeopardy OK, but where's the Kids Championship and the Teen Tournament! I wanna go on the Kids Championship and be the biggest 35-year-old kid to ever appear on Kids J! with a Guinness World Record to prove it! It and the Teen Tournament would be the only J!'s I'd dominate on!

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

Plus, there are three Californians, no fewer, in the Fatal Four-Way! Only Finn Balor, who is not even from the U.S., being from Bray, County Wicklow, Ireland, is not from the Golden State! #SmackDown

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

Haha LA Knight tried to Run That Ish Back, AHH, AHH! Not happening when only the one who YEETS Runs That Ish Back! #SmackDown

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

I love how the Knicks gave a big middle finger to the "president" by coming back from 29 points down to beat SA in game 4! FUCK MY EX-FATHER, FUCK DONALD TRUMP, AND FUCK ALL THE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLES FOR VOTING FOR THEM! #FuckTheDonalds #AlwaysKnicks #MakeGodGreatAgain #MGGA 🖕🖕

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

Quick question about Cardi B, whom Charles Barkley had choice words for: what does the B stand for? Bich? Does it mean Cardi Bich (not a typo, youngsters don't know how to spell "BITCH" these days)? BTW, D's aren't enough, you're looking at at least F's or G's, Chuck!

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

I hope a silent lap 8 is in the works soon, reminiscent of silent lap 3 when Dale passed. That would be one of many fitting tributes to a real talent on the track, but arguably an even better husband and father in the eyes of his peers. #NASCAR #RIPRowdy #RIPKyleBusch

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

@NASCAR_Trucks @CLTMotorSpdwy This epitomizes the poor weather forecast this weekend. This is where we wish it was the ROVAL since we'd be racing already! It's not looking much better for the O'Reilly Series race nor the 600, so it's no wonder it'll be so early.

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

@IMS @INDairy If I ever enter your beloved 500, give me milk that's whole and brown, please! Brown tastes the best of any milk on the market today!

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

When is The Man Big Time Becky Lynch gonna realize the Universe doesn't give a damn what SI and BR think of her?! Ms. Big Time is gonna get her Sol Snatched! #WWERAW

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

Lol that had to be rigged as hell! All this pre-match hype for 17 seconds! It looked like a big joke! It was clearly all about the money! #RouseyCarano

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

@R55_Timber @belletobell @INDairy @PFDairy The Hélio label I found looked like this. I would've considered it if it were a pink cap instead of green (I'm an Hélio fan), but I'd ask for whole and brown if I won the 500, not skim, 1% or 2%! Plus, I almost always buy my milk at Braum's, something Indiana doesn't have.

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

Lol they're chanting "OOOBA!" despite him being in hostile territory (The Wula is Roll Tide all the way, they're at UT surrounded by Orange and White checkerboard)! #WWERAW

[P.J. Elkins @TheRealPJ44]

That was hilarious! I don't remember any kind of shield like Wade's notebook used against the Asian Mist! #WWEBacklash