Patty

Boston bound bitches

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

@DMaurice11 happy birthday you faggot, we've had some times.

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

Just farted so loud Barley thought it was a firework

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

@stutikv its broken. Your welcome.

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

BREAKING: A muslim walks into a gay bar and orders everyone shots

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

Lmao it's so fucking lit you people don't even know.

[coat @Wilkinsoar]

Nobody's safe tonight 💀

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

"so doc... am I dying?"
"we're all dying, just at different speeds"
"but what about me"
"You're like, the Usain Bolt of dying dude lmao"

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

Another successful braap sunday in the books.

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

Braap sunday is finally here.

[Cheals @ChealseaJenkins]

How come all the things I crave to eat are not around when I want to eat them.

[The General @JessJohnson311]

@12Tigger12 @Dope_Rich @DMaurice11 @TheRealPattyMcP good idea, James

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

Imagine the conversation:

"your under arrest, shitbag"
"What the fuck, no, your under arrest."
"What?"
"What?"

[D @DrakoTsunami]

My mom be putting ordinary shit into other shit. We don't need this for listerine. I feel like I'm in Harry Potter

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

Smokes at 7 it's lit

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

asuh dude

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

omw to @smokeyogradys like

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

lol u wild, wyd tho? https://t.co/TWiJrxwccT

[The General @JessJohnson311]

Here's a quarter, call someone who cares. 🙂

[Patty @TheRealPattyMcP]

SHIT THE NEIGHBORS DOG TOOK IT